Everyone's favorite human-shaped optical illusion

they kicked me out of the blunt rotation because i had an eerie dick and a creaking ass

theres gotta be context for this why did i say it like actually

please don't take this as me trying to sound ungrateful but you're being kind of irritatingly machievallian about this whole self-sacrifice plan

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

guess who just made another horrific typo