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When we get self driving RVs / motorhomes, we can finally live forever on the road. You can sleep and wake up in a different city everyday.

Also good for Walter White avoiding the DEA...

1 + 1 = 3 If you dont use protection…

That sounds like heterosexual math...

An epic prank would be to trick a kid to believe that he’s a wizard and when he’s 11 make him run towards a train platform pillar.

Someone must resent an ten-year-old boy somewhere with a purple passion... The ultimate revenge would be the kid actually making it onto Platform 9-3/4...

If people think birth rates are in decline now just wait till vr porn fully takes off.

For an herb farmer, thyme is literally money.

Sleeping is the free trial of being dead.

If you are wearing a VR headset linked to a camera of a drone following you a few feet behind, you are basically playing third person in real life.

The only way marijuana will ruin most lives is when someone fails a drug test and loses a good job….

When you get a new laptop do you get a new FBI agent assigned to you? Or is it the same person who’s watched you since you’ve played club penguin when you were ten

I currently own/use simultaneously/use the internet on my phone, several laptops and desktops... Does that mean my FBI/NSA agent also keeps an eye on me on several devices at once, or do I get more agents than the average person?!?

Why is “Sean” pronounced as “Shawn” instead of “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn”

This is why English is such a confusing language...

what a fucking ride

And I thought the kids at McDonald's were bad...

One of the biggest tragedies of mankind through out all of history is all of the female geniuses who were never allowed to reach their potential and contribute their gifts to the world. Think of all the female “Mozarts” or “Einsteins” who could have been, but never were.

Yeah, we could already have flying cars that run on water and we'd probably have fixed climate change (or prevented it from happening in the first place)... Thanks for nothing basically everyone throughout history who would have voted Trump...

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national hero

I can't find the OP anymore, I smell government conspiracy!!! Tumblr blink twice if you were coerced into removing their profile!!!

I just read that a priest blamed gay people for the earthquake in New Zealand. How hard does he think those guys are ramming each other?

Obviously he thinks they're ramming each other as hard as he rams altar boys...

Americans stereotype Mexicans as “lazy” while simultaneously complaining that Mexicans are “stealing all of our [labor-intensive] jobs.”

Truth... The only jobs they're taking are the jobs Americans think are demeaning or beneath them...

This is a masterpiece I could cry

I watched it 6 times

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BED, TWERP

YES

OMFG... This is GREAT!!!