questionably functional

Life is a party and i’m the pinata 

cheers to me doing whatever the fuck I wanna do

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

What in the everloving fuck? I woke up today thinking that it was going to be a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I could sleep in for an extra hour. Then this fucking post shows up and I am suddenly reliving that traumatic moment in an Imax theater where I balled my eyes out in front of 100 strangers. Fuck you.

Okay thanks

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

dead inside but it’s still lit

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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a power move