oh no

“Aint no christmas in july” - holidaiz

sorry im late, a crow pecked out my eyes. :(

chahhalah (guy sebastion and shannon knolls love child)

which skittle is your favourite?

Daddy would you like some sausages?

Diarmuid Ua Duibne "i dont want spag DAD!"

takeshi style 

"mo"bius

friends? my friends are the ants in my backyard, although the obvious species gap and communication difficulty i rather create a world within them and let them write it. i find it hard to distinguish them however i name them based on a character in a story. paul is small and weak however is strong will, he is stuck in a little love triangle between suzie and stephanie. Suzie struggles to get a long with the other ants however she is quite kind and loves paul for his personality and not for is good looks. Stephanie acts as though she is queen bee, she is both admired and hated by the other female ants. jeff was liked by most ants untill he cheated on suzie with jules. i ripped jeffs legs off for that.  

chuck lore is my dad

why dont i ever get sexts?! am i not pretty enough?

not the wooden spoon dad!!!

syphilis? no sir 

"ooooohhhh justin beiber you're sooo cool"