I don't think real humans should be apart of the tumblr sexyman etc competitions.
That's right, I DON'T think markiplier should be a participant in the tumblr sexyman competitions.
Does a LOT of tumblr ppl find him hot? YEAH. I DO TOO. Like the one human I can find myself having actual attraction for.
That's just IT... EVERYONE FINDS HIM HOT. OKAY? YOUR MOM FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR DAD FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR NEIGHBOR FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR TEACHER CAN AGREE HE IS ATTRACTIVE.
THIS IS TUMBLR SEXYMAN ETC COMPETITIONS, NOT NATIONAL SEXYMAN COMPETITIONS.
Tumblr sexyman competitions weren't about THAT. They weren't about conventional hotness. It was TUMBLR hotness. It was about ball robots, puppets, tvs, spinly clocks and triangles, skeletons and that one animated green suit guy from a kid's cartoon from the 2000s about climate change where your mom maybe could find some appeal on THAT one, amalgamations made of ink. That scarred fish in Finding Nemo. It should be about those gingerbread cookies or like... I DON'T KNOW.
It was about MORE than the avarage person's "yeah, that's hot" it was.. it was about TUMBLR hotness.
What are we DOING??? hAVE WE REALLY JUST FALLEN OFF THE BAND WAGON LIKE THAT AND NOW TUMBLR IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLACE ON EARTH?
WHERE ARE THE OFFICIAL SEXYMAN, WOMAN, ENBY OR WHATEVER COMPETITIONS TAKING PLACE??
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE HIGHER UPS. OR AT LEAST VOTE.
I LIKE MISS OUT ON THESE THINGS ALWAYS CUZ IDK WHERE THE FUCK IT'S HAPPENING.
I NEED MY VOTE IN. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LISTEN TO ME AS A TUMBLR NATION PARTICIPANT!!
IF RYAN GOSLING(?) WINS THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN COMPETITIONS, DUDE, I AM NUKING EVERYTHING.
TUMBLR HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SKINWALKERS, TIME IS DEAD, MEANING HAS NO MEANING AMD I REIGN NEGATIVE.
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