not creative enough for this

I NEED HIM. I NEED HIM. I NEED HIM

All i can think of is a vegetarian poc!reader having the first family dinner and the vegetarian options are like steamed vegetables, bread, rice and like salad. (literally my worst nightmare as a vegetarian) and as a polite guest reader STRUGGLING having to just somehow swallow the food (maybe throw it up later)

Batman types silly sometimes

Doodle page incoming!

His entire brand is basically built off of not dying while trying to figure out secrets that could literally ruin the mentioned objective.

He's crawling through air vents. He's caked in dust and determination. He then screams at anything vaguely moving.

He survives, with the luck of something supernatural while actively trying to find said spooks.

Imagine an AU where Tim's parents immediately catch onto the fact that their child is doing strange things (stalking) and stalk tim too and make it a family activity to stalk the batfam

The Drakes have evolved with a heightened Stalking Tendency that has allowed them to identify potential parents and mates, thus securing their safety later in life. Exhibit A) Jack Drake actually being adopted by his father after clocking the man as a Good Potential Dad. Exhibit B) Janet running into Jack at a cafe, thinking "mine now," and following him to the point that she had an apartment across the street so she could stare at him while he studied. When Jack found out he was so flattered. Marriage was inevitable, they're two halves of a whole idiot.

Jack and Janet are very pleased Tim knows how important being a good observer is! He is already honing the skills that will help hin have the Best Family Ever someday! Batman would be a good dad too, they assume. After all, Robin seems to be doing okay (bad fashion sense notwithstanding) so Jack and Janet fully support their munchkin's stalking habits!