♡ howdy! i'm mal, i'm 27, my pronouns are they/them and i'm way too obsessed with fictional characters! main is @ samsfuckasswig - icon by @ gh0stbra1nz and banner by @ clancykisser!
♡ this will mainly be a mishmash of blorboposting, self-shipping things, and aesthetics! this blog is also sfw!
☆ please dni: lgbtq+phobes, pedos, terfs, transmeds, islamophobes, zionists, antisemites, racists, radfems, ace/aro/nonbinary exclusionists, body shamers in either direction, if you ship or self-ship with real people, if you're an adult self shipping romantically with children, if you ship incestuous relationships, anti-self shippers obviously, if you interact with the h/arry p/otter fandom
☆ in addition to the above, i ask you don't interact if you ship vander/silco. i don't mind sharing vander with other self shippers, but that ship makes me extremely uncomfortable.
☆ i am hypersharing- if you selfship with any of my f/os i would love to see!!!
☆ please use tone indicators with me if possible! its really hard for me to read tone through text. i will do the same!
☆ i type in all caps a lot to convey intense emotions (positive and negative), if my shouting on your posts or in your tags makes you uncomfortable pls tell me!
☆ i will tag sensitive subjects as [ thing ] tw (no brackets), if there's anything specific i should tag let me know!
{ MY MAIN F/OS }
♡ vander - arcane (romantic)
♡ gale dekarios - baldur's gate 3 (romantic)
♡ halsin silverbough - baldur's gate 3 (romantic)
♡ sam winchester - supernatural (romantic)
♡ dean winchester - supernatural (romantic)
♡ castiel - supernatural (romantic)
♡ sayid jarrah - lost (romantic)
click read more below for full f/o list and other fun stuff!
{ OTHER F/OS }
○ the doctor - doctor who (romantic; eight is my focus but i talk about others occasionally)
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PS: Everyone is allowed to selfship in whatever way they want!! For selfshippers that feel like many of the posts you see are unrealistic and don’t reflect you and your F/O’s relationship, here are some honest and nuanced messages.
“Your F/O would never get angry with you.” -> When your F/O gets mad, they have a special tone reserved only for you. It holds you gently even when it’s firm, and maintains control without sacrificing honesty. The depth of their affection for you is evident in so many ways, including the way they approach conflict with you. Even when the feelings might be negative, you can always see the love attached to them.
“Your F/O would never think you’re weird.” -> Your F/O LOVES how weird you are!! Your uniqueness is what draws them to you, and sets you apart from the sea of people they could have chosen. Whether or not your quirks get on their nerves sometimes is insignificant; they’re just so happy to have them all memorized.
“Your F/O would never overstep your boundaries!” -> Your F/O watches you and listens to you closely. Even if they’re not perfect, they notice small changes within you and care about you—even if it means adapting to things they’re not used to doing. They intend to keep learning more about you for the rest of their life, and there’s no sign of them ever getting bored. They always repair things with you, and this will never ever change.
“Your F/O would never feel put out by you.” -> You are worth the effort. Every single time. Even when the tasks themselves feel burdensome, you are always worth the effort it takes to help you and take care of you. It is paid back tenfold every time they get to see you joyful and healthy. [Disabled self shippers I am looking at you!]
Happy selfshippjng guys and remember your F/O loves you!
Imagine gently playing with your F/O’s hair or massaging the back of their neck and watching their brain turn off as they become completely and totally relaxed beneath your touch, or vice versa! <3 bonus points if they fall asleep while you’re doing it, too!
Watching f/o be fast asleep... they look so cute, so peaceful, totally at rest. You gently lean in and ever so carefully brush their cheek, and kiss their forehead, softly as not to wake them. They seem more relaxed and even cozier after that ❤️ Endeared, you watch them sleep like that for a little longer, and maybe you'll curl up next to them for sleep later too!
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SHAW: Nothing. It moved too fast to see. It hid too well. I heard it, though. A roar. Like…no man or animal I ever heard. It got inside our cabin. I was sleeping in front of the fireplace when it came in. It didn't smash a window or break the door. It unlocked it.
Imagine your f/o taking their thumb, wiping a few tears away before pressing a sweet kiss to your nose.
"I've got you, don't worry. I know it seems scary now, but... It's going to be okay." They reassure. "You'll always have me."
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your f/o would help kill that guy for you. they would kill anyone you want for you. they would kill that guy for you. they would kill that guy for you. they would kill that guy for you. they would kill that guy for you. they would!
The feeling of your f/o’s nose brushing against yours, the way it squishes against your face when they kiss you passionately, or even just a gentle tickle that makes you smile. The feeling of it brushed against your cheek in an affectionate nuzzle, or against your wrist as they kiss your palm... 🤍
three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason
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