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[Translation] Free!DF ep0/1 pre-release screening event announcements (Makoto and Haruka)

(audio file courtesy of heyfuturefeesh)

Makoto: Good morning everyone!

Haruka: Good morning.

Makoto: Thank you for coming to the screening event of Free! -Dive to the Future-! We will be guiding you through the “Kizuna no bu.” I’m Tachibana Makoto.

Haruka: Nanase Haruka.

Both: Thank you very much!

Makoto: Now, allow me to explain today’s program to you.

Haruka: First of all, we will show you a Makoto wake up prank I filmed with Ran and Ren.

Makoto: Whaat!? Isn’t that my family home video!?

Haruka: I didn’t expect a half-asleep Makoto to put a full nelson on me.

Makoto: That’s…I thought…. you were a pillow, so… anyway! First of all, we will be playing the Movie Free! -Timeless Medley- Kizuna. Then we will watch Free! -Dive to the Future- pre-release episode 0 together.

Aaah, I forgot to post this here 💦💦 HBD Sousuke🐳🦈🎂!

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

makoto: “road work ahead”? uhhh… yeah, I sure hope it does

momo: hey how much money do you have left? nitori: like, 69 cents momo: oh, you know what that means! nitori: *crying* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

nagisa: *singing* a potato flew around my room before you came the rest of the swim club: *unholy screaming*

rei: what up i’m rei i’m 16 and I never fuckin learned how to swim

haru: *watching chefs fighting at restaurant* can I get some mackerel?? can I PLEASE get some mackerel

gou: I’m a lesbian rin: I thought you were japanese

makoto: oh these pens are SO CUTE! haru: dude, that’s kinda gay makoto: haru, we’ve been dating fo-

nagisa: rei your diving was really good today! rei: ohreallybecauseilikedidntevenpracticeitwasjusttotallyimpro- nagisa: oh my god why can’t you just take the friggin cOMPLIMEEEEENT

seijuro: *screaming at rin after episode 12* WHeN. WILL YoU LEaRN. THaT YOuR ACTIONS HAVE CoNsEqUeNcEs?!?!