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Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).

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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

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metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke

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me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

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i should've locked in when i was thirteen

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I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

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