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Multi-muse blog, currently under construction
This is a side blog, so all follows come from my main blog, @tex-blades
Current muse list:
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
Grog Strongjaw (Critical Role)

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
I have a multi, it's where Grog now lives.
I've also added Eddie Munson from Stranger Things S4.
More muses will be added l.
I have moooooved!! It's no longer a side blog!
I'm going to move to a main blog instead of a sideblog. I think being a side blog is limiting the interactions I have. So next week I'm going to move everything over and hopefully be able to write with more people. I have so much muse for Eddie and barely any interactions.
WHAT DO YOU ASSOCIATE MY MUSE WITH? ( colors, animals, places, flowers, songs etc literally anything that reminds you of them or their aesthetic )
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Bingo.
There it was. A little prickle of jealousy. Eddie had no intention of dating, or even fooling around with, Chrissyâs friends. He was supposed to have flirted with one of them but had no recollection of it at all.
She stumbles and falters through half a dozen unfinished sentences while he kisses down her neck. He presses a finger to her lips, hushing the fumbled explanations because he really didnât need one. They were just having fun.. it was nothing serious..
Except for the minor issue of a crush being harboured since middle school. No big deal.
âmmhm, thatâs exactly how it worâŚâ Before he could finish she pulled him in for another kiss. Plenty of people have tried to shut Eddie up, but Chrissyâs method was by far his favourite.
âuhh, yeah.. about that.. totally would but theyâre kinda occupied with holding me up.â Heâs propped up on both forearms, keeping him just within reach of Chrissy, so she could do whatever was on her mind. Which right now was kissing and marking his neck in a different place.
âIf I didnât.. know better, I.. would think youâre.. marking your.. territory..â he hums, a smirk on his face. maybe the smirk was because heâs really into what sheâs doing, (spoiler alert, he was). Or maybe itâs because sheâs more territorial than she would admit.
             A finger pressed against her lips and Chrissy stops abruptly in her tracks, spilled apologies coming to a stop though her face remains warm, so much so that it reaches her ears. Her eyes close, allowing herself to feel the way his lips press against her skin, the way goosebumps run down her spine. Okay, so he doesnât care that sheâd been ogling him.
Good, because she intends to do it all over again. Not only today but also every other time she comes to see him. âHuh? Whâ oh,â she pauses, so lost in the thrill of the moment that she didnât even think about how he was positioned, âright, let me just⌠lie back.â
Sheâs done this enough times. With Jason, yes, but also a couple of other boys before him. It was far more innocent, back then, but boys brains were all the same. She waits until he lies back, giggling at the awkward movements between the two of them and straddling his lap, knees digging into the faded out colored fabric of the couch.
The view is even better from here, Chrissy thinks with a smirk, and shrugs off her blazer before she bends back down to kiss him once. âI can stop if you want me to,â she murmurs against his lips, biting his bottom lip again and kissing down to the other side of his neck. Would a third mark be too much?
The few seconds of awkwardness while they switched up positions were absolutely worth it because this was damn near perfect. And the view? Not one he was likely to forget in a hurry. She makes his pulse race in the same way it did when he was on stage. She was the kind of buzz he could become addicted to.
Instinctively his arms curl around her back as they kiss, he wasn't to keep her there for as long as possible despite their time rapidly running out. Then his hand is under her shirt, his fingers pressed into her back, the other travels to her thigh, giving her ass a playful squeeze on the way down. There are so many places he wants to touch and explore, it's almost overwhelming.
"don't remember saying.. anything about.. stopping.."
Nor does she deny that was marking her territory. He was joking when he said it, but there was no denial, she only asked him if he wanted her to stop. To which the answer was always going to be no. Never, ever stop.
"Hey Eddie! Are you gonna help us load up or what?" Footsteps and a voice approach from the other side of the flimsy door.
"Naked! Very naked! Do not come in here!" He yells the first thing which came into his head which would stop anyone opening the door. And for a second he swore his heart stopped beating out of pure panic.
"shit.. shit!" He whispers, still panicking and trying to figure out what to do. "if you open that door I'll have to kill you!"
"dude, if I open this door I'll want to kill myself."
He scrambles to get from under Chrissy, grabbing her hand and tugging her towards the door with him, moving her to the opposite side to where it slid open.
"I'm gonna need a minute.." he cracks open the door wide enough to poke his head through and hand over the keys which had been in his pocket.
"you're disgusting"
"I'm your hero."
Eddie grins, his eyes wide and manic, laughing as he slides the door closed again, successfully hiding that he felt like he was having a mild cardiac event. Eddie slumped back against the wall the instant they were alone again.

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Eddie, how long have you been feuding with Jason, and what started it?
"FOREVER! And it's way more than just a simple feud. It's an epic battle of good vs evil which has lasted a thousand lifetimes and will only end when one vanquishes the other in the final battle for the souls of the mortals."
When your dumb ADHD brain has a full shut down for five minutes over the texture of bubble tea, and you were midway through writing a reply.
*slow clap*
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He would like that, Chrissy becoming a regular feature of Tuesday nights at the Hideout. âYou could bring along the rest of my fanclub.â Eddie grins and laughs, but also braces for some kind of reaction, maybe another shoulder slap like before. He kissed her as a sort of apology for the teasing, that was perhaps a little mean, even if she said she didnât mind. Was it wrong of him to be curious if she would get even a little jealous?
Eddie had lost all track of the amount of time which had passed while it had been just the two of them. Time did weird things when he was with Chrissy, it seemed to last forever and also be over far too quickly simultaneously.
âso this is what it feels like to be objectified? Huh..â Eddie moves onto his side to get more comfortable, or as comfortable as he could possibly be whilst sharing a lumpy old couch with Chrissy. But from this new position it was much easier to reach her jaw, her neck, and some of her shoulder, which all now enjoyed an equal share of his attention.
âthey donât.. they donât mean anything.â Another laugh and a shrug of his shoulders. He didnât subscribe to the thought that tattoos had to be meaningful. âObviously they mean Iâm an awesome badass, thatâs pretty damn obvious. But Iâm not into the whole deep and meaningful shit.â
                  Without thinking, she scoffs, her eyes rolling. âI guess I could,â she says, however, and in her mind punishes herself in both embarrassment and frustration that sheâd let the mask fall like that in front of him. Because, really, what is she doing? She has a boyfriend, heâs a single, attractive, talented boy. She canât hold him back just because she likes the way his lips taste in hers.
âSorry! I didnât mean toâ I mean, itâs justâ you were there andâŚâ Chrissy blushes furiously, taking a deep breath and closing her eyes to focus in the way he kisses her jaw instead, down her neck and past the bright pink lapels of her blazer.
Happily humming, she opens her eyes halfway only to see him laughing. They donât mean anything? Wasnât that the whole point of tattoos? âOh okay,â she frowns, tilting her head to look at them, fingers brushing over them, âso you just⌠picked whatever looked nice?â That sounds so simple, so easy. She could never do that. Shaking her head, she pulls him back down on top of her to kiss him again, one eye closed while the other one scans the room for a clock. Ten minutes.
Maybe she could leave him another hickey, make sure to mark her territory so her friends wouldnât want to throw themselves at him. âYou can touch more than my face and waist, by the way, Iâll stop you if I donât like it,â Chrissy mumbles against his lips, biting and tugging before she kisses down onto a new spot in his neck, âfive minutes.â
Bingo.
There it was. A little prickle of jealousy. Eddie had no intention of dating, or even fooling around with, Chrissy's friends. He was supposed to have flirted with one of them but had no recollection of it at all.
She stumbles and falters through half a dozen unfinished sentences while he kisses down her neck. He presses a finger to her lips, hushing the fumbled explanations because he really didn't need one. They were just having fun.. it was nothing serious..
Except for the minor issue of a crush being harboured since middle school. No big deal.
"mmhm, that's exactly how it wor..." Before he could finish she pulled him in for another kiss. Plenty of people have tried to shut Eddie up, but Chrissy's method was by far his favourite.
"uhh, yeah.. about that.. totally would but they're kinda occupied with holding me up." He's propped up on both forearms, keeping him just within reach of Chrissy, so she could do whatever was on her mind. Which right now was kissing and marking his neck in a different place.
"If I didn't.. know better, I.. would think you're.. marking your.. territory.." he hums, a smirk on his face. maybe the smirk was because he's really into what she's doing, (spoiler alert, he was). Or maybe it's because she's more territorial than she would admit.
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That figures, Jason treating her like an object rather than a person. A trophy or a status symbol, or worse, a possession. Property of Jason Carver.
A douche bag disguised as the perfect all American boy. What the hell did she see in him, besides the looks, popularity, charisma, and money? And where the hell does that tan come from? This is Hawkins not LA.
But Jason wasnât here, and Eddie was. She was the one he was sneaking around to be with. He was the one whose neck was burning from the fresh hickey she had just given him. Whose shirt she was tugging at.
âWay better than the usual Tuesday night hereâ her mutters between hungry kisses. Whatever was happening here couldnât go much further, not in a dank back room of an equally dank club. But she was being quite insistent that his shirt needed to go, tugging both the shirt and t-shirt over his head, messing his already messy hair further.
Eddie wasnât built like Jason, he was tall and skinny, heâd never seen the inside of a gym outside enforced classes at school, and his skin tone seemed to repel sunlight. He was also sporadically tattooed, arms, back, chest and shoulders all having received some kind of work. The fake ID apparently worth its weight in gold to Eddie as it meant he got his first tattoo long before it was legal.
âitâs the sick tatts, right?â He teases, kissing her again the moment sheâd tugged his shirt over his head. âyou wanted to know how many more I had.â
                 Her whole life, Chrissy Cunningham has been conditioned to being seen and not heard, to being prefect in every possible way and impossible ones too. Sheâd learned to take criticisms and judgment as a norm, to being asked to follow rules and do as sheâs told instead of fighting back.
When Jason asked her out for the first time, two years ago, showed up at her locker with a big bouquet of red roses and two tickets for a movie, she was thrilled. When he invited her over for dinner to meet his parents months later, she fought the urge to play with her food instead of eating it and waited politely until she was home to get rid of it. And when he started bossing her around, stopped listening to her stories, laughing at her jokes, when he rolled his eyes at her dreams, she accepted it. She can work with that.
âMaybe Iâll make it a habit,â she jokes, biting at his bottom lip and gasping when he pulls away to comply to her wishes that she hadnât even voiced. Jason wouldâve never done that, Chrissy thinks as she props her weight on her elbows, lips parted trying to get air back.
Sheâd never expected him to be like her boyfriend, Hellfire Club, a metal band, and a weed side-gig donât really require a level of constant training like basketball does, but she doesnât care. Her whole life her body has been judged, stared like a piece of meat or glared at with disgust. She knows better than to comment on the softness, on the paleness, because it doesnât matter, really. âThe beer, actually,â Chrissy chuckles, feeling the heat rise in her cheeks, âyour shirt was wet and sticking when you were playing andâŚâ she inhales sharply, kissing him back and trailing one of her hands down his chest, âwhat do they mean?â
He would like that, Chrissy becoming a regular feature of Tuesday nights at the Hideout. "You could bring along the rest of my fanclub." Eddie grins and laughs, but also braces for some kind of reaction, maybe another shoulder slap like before. He kissed her as a sort of apology for the teasing, that was perhaps a little mean, even if she said she didn't mind. Was it wrong of him to be curious if she would get even a little jealous?
Eddie had lost all track of the amount of time which had passed while it had been just the two of them. Time did weird things when he was with Chrissy, it seemed to last forever and also be over far too quickly simultaneously.
"so this is what it feels like to be objectified? Huh.." Eddie moves onto his side to get more comfortable, or as comfortable as he could possibly be whilst sharing a lumpy old couch with Chrissy. But from this new position it was much easier to reach her jaw, her neck, and some of her shoulder, which all now enjoyed an equal share of his attention.
"they don't.. they don't mean anything." Another laugh and a shrug of his shoulders. He didn't subscribe to the thought that tattoos had to be meaningful. "Obviously they mean I'm an awesome badass, that's pretty damn obvious. But I'm not into the whole deep and meaningful shit."
secret relationship prompts: getting caught & confronted
requested by: @screnwriter ; [ cw: one mention of drugs ]
â oh my! â
â where were you last night ? â
â i saw you with that lady yesterday. â
â i'm fed up with your lies. â
â tell me the truth, now. â
â you are full of lies. â
â stop making excuses. â
â i saw you. i saw you two together! â
â what is your relationship with her? â
â tell me . â
â you're the worst at keeping secrets. how long did you think you could fool around and make ridiculous excuses without me noticing it? â
â you're dating them? them?! â
â i can't believe you're serious. â
â i can't believe it. â
â i'm disgusted by you. â
â are you in your right mind? â
â are you mad ? â
â tell me why you would date someone like them! â
â i thought... i thought you were better than that. â
â i can't even begin to understand why you would get into a relationship with her. â
â you couldn't have gone for someone better than that? â
â why'd you have to go for her?âÂ
â you've got bad taste. â
â you're a real mess. â
â how long? â [a confused pause] â how long have you two been in a relationship ? â
â and how much longer will you keep this a secret? â
â iâm telling mother about this. â â no, please don't ! â
â what will you do if your family finds about this, huh? â
â how long do you think it's going to take before your family finds out ? â
â i don't want them to find out, okay?! â
FROM FAMILY:
â tell me it's not true! spare me from depression! â
â i wish i'd known when you were born that you were going to betray me like this. â
â i never expected this from you. â
â have you hit your head? â
â are you in your senses? â
â are you doing drugs? â
â what have i done to deserve this? â
â i raised you like my own child and this is how you pay me back? â
â why would you betray us like this? â
â you've disgraced me. â
â our reputation will be ruined. â
â we're going to be the next talk of town. â
â you will make a fool out of us. â
â you have made a fool out of us. â
â have you no respect for us? â
â we expressly forbade you . â
â i'm so disgusted i can't even â â
â you will cut all ties with her . â
â no more. you will stop this now, you will stop meeting with her. â

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âTOL ANDÂ SMOLâ PROMPTS
feel free to combine these with dialogue whether itâs something you make up or from other memes your partner has reblogged.Â
[ BEND ]Â for the shorter muse to tug the taller muse down so they can kiss their forehead.Â
[ LEAN ]Â for the taller muse to lean down to kiss the shorter museâs forehead.Â
[ LIFT ]Â for taller muse to lift up the smaller one and sit them on a surface where they can be eye level.Â
[ CLIMB ]Â for the shorter muse to find somewhere to perch so they can be eye level with taller muse.Â
[ INTERRUPT ]Â for shorter muse to stop during the middle of a conversation and stand on a chair/sit on a table so they can be eye level with the taller one.Â
[ GIVE ] for the taller muse to place their jacket around the shorter museâs shoulders, the garment essentially âswallowing them whole.â
[ TAKE ] for the taller muse to find the shorter one has âborrowedâ a shirt/sweater/jacket etc. which is oversized on them. Â
[ GO ]Â for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one and carry them away from a potential/just started fight.Â
[ RIDE ]Â for the taller muse to give the shorter one a piggyback ride so they donât have to keep up.Â
[ SEE ] for shorter muse to insist on getting to ride on the taller oneâs shoulders. Â
[ FIND ]Â for the taller muse to lift the shorter one by the waist so they can reach something.Â
[ EMBRACE ]Â for the taller muse to lift the shorter muse off the ground when they hug.Â
[ CATCH ]Â for the shorter muse to run and jump into the taller museâs arms.Â
[ CARESS ]Â for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to kiss them.Â
[ GIVE ]Â for the shorter muse to stand or climb to sit on a higher surface to demand a kiss from the taller one.Â
[Â PULLÂ ]Â for the shorter muse to tug the taller one down by the collar to kiss them.Â
[ URGE ]Â for the taller muse to tilt the shorter oneâs chin up so they can look at their face.Â
[ LOWER ]Â for the taller muse to kneel in front of the shorter one so theyâre less intimidating.Â
[ HELP ]Â for the taller muse to use the advantage of their stature to shield the shorter one from something.Â
[ AID ] for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to lift them over something ( stairs, while hiking, a large puddle etc. ).Â
[ INSIST ]Â for the shorter muse to guide the taller one to sit so they donât have to keep looking up.Â
[ COMFORT ]Â for the taller muse to tuck their chin atop the shorter oneâs head while they hug.Â
[ MELT ]Â for the taller muse to lean down so they can bury their face into the shorter oneâs shoulder.Â
[ GENTLE ]Â for the smaller muse to hug the taller one while they are seated so the taller one can hide their face against them.Â
[ BLOCK ]Â for the taller muse to stand in front of the shorter one to prevent them from having to see something.Â
[ CUDDLE ]Â for the taller muse to the big spoon.Â
[ HELD ]Â for the shorter muse to be the big spoon.Â
[ TENDER ]Â for the taller muse to kiss the shorter oneâs head while they embrace.Â
[ GENTLE ]Â for the shorter muse to kiss the taller oneâs chest while they hug.Â
[ REST ]Â for the shorter muse to lean forward and press their forehead against the tall oneâs chest/shoulder while they stand in front of each other.Â
[ TOUCH ]Â for the taller muse to lean down and press their forehead to the shorter oneâs.Â
[ PRESS ]Â for the shorter muse to take hold of the taller oneâs face to pull them down so they can press their foreheads together.Â
[ GAZE ]Â Â taller muse is sitting and the shorter one who is standing in front of them takes their face into their hands while they talk.Â
Eddie will occasionally refer to Jason by his nickname of Crap-tain America, because he thinks he's funny.
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Ohhh, so she was serious about him asking before picking her up. She wasnât mad with him for doing it, but there was something about her insistence which said to him that she probably didnât like it. âOkay,â he nods, kissing her forehead, her nose, then her lips. âI promise Iâll ask if I do that again. But Iâm guessing it would be better if I didnât do it at all.â
Heâs still trying to remember this supposed moment of flirting with her friend. He wasnât in the habit of flirting with the upper echelons of Hawkins High student society. But then he also wasnât in the habit of helping girls cheat on their boyfriends.
âhmmm.. I think I should stick to dating outside of your social circle. Thereâs less potential for.. complications.â But she was right, she couldnât get mad if he did. He was her side guy. He could do what he wanted.
Couch, ten minutes.. if this was all they had then they should make the most of it. Though her words took a moment to register, she was focusing on his neck and giving him a hickey, and now Eddie found it near impossible to think.
Eventually he moves, if a little unsteadily, over to the couch. Awkwardly, and without letting go of Chrissy, they both make it down to the couch, even more awkwardly setting her down under him.
                 All huffing and puffing and strong emotions, whether positive or negative, dissipate away the moment he draws a trail of kisses down her face, whispers and pouts turning into a smile. âYou⌠you can do it, itâs justââ Chrissy sighs, looking down slightly embarrassed for a moment, âJason does it all the time, and he never asks, he just moves me around like a potato sack, and the jocks do it sometimes too, I donâtâ I donât know, it makes me feel like Iâm not a person. Like Iâm a doll or something.â How silly. Looking back up, she presses a quick kiss to his lips and smiles. Eddie isnât like that, though, all he wanted was probably to prevent the inevitable neck pain from having to hunch down for her.
âOkay,â she chuckles, the word complications feeling so funny on his mouth. Thereâs already enough complications, and sheâs caused pretty much all of them, but could anyone blame her?
Yeah, alright, Chrissy knew the pseudo-feud between Jason and Eddie ran back to the beginning of high school, maybe even further, and she wasnât really sure why they hated each other so much, really. So, sure, maybe asking drugs from him was her first bad idea. Joining Hellfire Club was the second.
And now here they are. Stumbling across a janky back room in a small Hawkins bar slash club and falling onto a couch that, even now, she can tell smells like nicotine and ashtrays. Still, she presses one soft kiss over the hickey sheâd given him and giggles as they fall, hands moving to both sides of his face to kiss his mouth again, legs still locked behind his back. âThis is fun,â Chrissy smiles, fingers scraping through his hair and reaching for his shirt. And, God, she definitely doesnât want to go further than this, but she wants to see whatâs under that shirt so bad.
That figures, Jason treating her like an object rather than a person. A trophy or a status symbol, or worse, a possession. Property of Jason Carver.
A douche bag disguised as the perfect all American boy. What the hell did she see in him, besides the looks, popularity, charisma, and money? And where the hell does that tan come from? This is Hawkins not LA.
But Jason wasn't here, and Eddie was. She was the one he was sneaking around to be with. He was the one whose neck was burning from the fresh hickey she had just given him. Whose shirt she was tugging at.
"Way better than the usual Tuesday night here" her mutters between hungry kisses. Whatever was happening here couldn't go much further, not in a dank back room of an equally dank club. But she was being quite insistent that his shirt needed to go, tugging both the shirt and t-shirt over his head, messing his already messy hair further.
Eddie wasn't built like Jason, he was tall and skinny, he'd never seen the inside of a gym outside enforced classes at school, and his skin tone seemed to repel sunlight. He was also sporadically tattooed, arms, back, chest and shoulders all having received some kind of work. The fake ID apparently worth its weight in gold to Eddie as it meant he got his first tattoo long before it was legal.
"it's the sick tatts, right?" He teases, kissing her again the moment she'd tugged his shirt over his head. "you wanted to know how many more I had."
Recovering from Trauma
âI donât feel like I survived.â âI canât talk about it.â âI need to talk about it.â âYou need to talk about this.â âYouâve experienced an unimaginable pain.â âEveryone deals with pain in their own way.â âThere is no timestamp on trauma.â âThere is no magic trick to get from the horror to be healed.â âBe patient with yourself.â âI need you to be patient with me.â âReal healing is hard; it doesnât always look pretty.â âIâll never be whole again.â âYouâre here today and youâre a survivor.â âRecovery is a process; it takes time and patience.â âYou need to heal from what hurt you.â âSo what if itâs all in your head?â âAvoiding your triggers isnât healing.â âAs broken as you may feel, you are still so strong.â âThereâs something to be said for how you hold yourself together.â âHealing doesnât mean the pain never existed.â âHealing means that the damage no longer controls our lives.â âTrauma is a fact of life but it doesnât have to be a life sentence.â âI canât get the thought of out my mind; Iâm having nightmares about it.â âI canât eat; I canât sleep.â âIâm so anxious and afraid all the time.â âYou seem really on edge today.â âI donât even remember it properly but I canât stop thinking about it.â âYou deserve peace.â âYou are worthy.â âYouâre allowed to talk about it, youâre allowed to struggle with it.â âYou are not alone.â âWhat happened was not your fault and it does not define you.â âYou are safe.â âBe kind with yourself; you deserve to heal and feel better.â âYouâre allowed to ask for help but itâs okay to not know what you need.â âYou deserve to be loved and treated well.â
Sharing Things!
âIs that my shirt?â
âKeep it. It looks good on you.â
âSorry, I accidentally spilled coffee on your tee.â
âHere, you can borrow my sweatshirt.â
âDo you want to look through my closet to find something you can wear?â
âItâs a bit large, but itâs very comfortable.â
âYour shampoo smells nice.â
âYou broke my hairbrush!â
âIâll get you a towel.â
âThatâs my favorite mug, but you can use it if you want.â
âCan I use some of your makeup?â
âHow do you turn on your shower? Itâs impossible to use!â
âYou can use my bed, Iâll sleep on the couch.â
âI couldnât impose on you!â
âItâs not imposing at all!â
âSo I used your toasterâŚâ
âI accidentally clogged your toilet. Sorry.â
âWhere did this hole in my sweater come from?â
âCould you possibly clean up your hair from the drain after you use the shower?â
âItâs not my fault I shed!â
âHere, let me help you find something to wear.â
âStay on your side of the bed.â
âThanks for letting me use your pool.â
âYouâve got an interesting sense of fashion.â
âYou make it work, though.â

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50 random starters
-feel free to adjust to better fit your museâs speech!
âYeah, about thatâŚâ
âI, um⌠might have⌠had something to, uh⌠do with thatâŚâ
âDonât you dare.â
âOh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.â
âCan you stop being weird about it for five seconds?â
âWhy is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?â
âI almost caught myself on fireâŚâ
âBite me.â
âHey! Guess what!â
âThereâs nothing to worry about, but Iâd stay out of the kitchen for a while.â
âBig deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].â
âI mightâve befriended a mafia bossâŚâ
âYou know what I want right now? [Senderâs favorite food].â
âTouch that and I will hit you with a spoon.â
âDo I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like Iâll be better off not knowing.â
âDo you think snails have feelings?â
âWhy is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?â
âHave you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?â
âCan I kiss you?â
âCheck please!â
âHey. Whatâs going on with you and [name]?â
âYou know⌠I think I should⌠go.â
âNope, sorry, youâre not getting rid of me that easily.â
âWait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.â
âYeah, of course I speak another language! âŚIt just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek conventionâŚâ
âLook, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.â
âWell, we have six minutes until we need to leave! âŚNever mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.â
ââŚWant some smoothie?â
âIâve never felt this way beforeâŚâ
âI bet I could fight a swarm of bees.â
âHave you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?â
âUh⌠surprise?â
âSure, I can do a magic trick. Iâll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.â
âWhy is it the cake thatâs a lie? Why isnât it the pie?â
âWhat would you do if you had a million dollars right now?â
âNo, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.â
âThe only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].â
âYeah, Iâve been to [place]. Once. It was⌠the worst.â
âDonât be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?â
âI miss you.â
âLook, I know you probably donât want to see me right now, but⌠I had nowhere else to go.â
âWhat are you going off about?â
âOf course youâre my hero! How could you not be?â
âWould you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?â
âOh, yeah? Try me.â
âOh, wow⌠You⌠you look absolutely stunningâŚâ
âHypothetically speaking⌠what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?â
âCome on, talk to me. Whatâs going on? Was it something I did?â
âIâll pay you ten bucks to fight me.â
âCongratulations! You played both of us.â
Make assumptions about my muse in my askbox and my muse will respond to them.