We are alive.

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

muscle memory is so beautiful to me. my body remembered better than i did. yet we're the same thing, with the same memory.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

btw your fat friends notice when the first thing you criticize about a bad person is their weight

we have a potential monday on our hands

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them