month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

girl u r not making any sense i love u

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Kind of funny to me when humans are saddled with instincts which, historically over millions of years, offered a net-benefit to survival. And yet now in certain circumstances of modern day living just result in a doctor going, "yeah, so don't do that."

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile