the m stands for mal 🥰

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

"Man is not truly one but truly two", Robert Louis Stevenson said that and I'd say he knows a bit more about Jekyll and Hyde than YOU do pal because he invented it! And then perfected it so that no man could ever best him in the ring of honor! Then, he used all of his book money to buy one of every block on Earth, and then he punched the crap out of every. single. one. and that's why the guy from Minecraft is called Steve. UNLESS THEY'RE CALLED ALEX

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.