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“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?

Call her filthy things with your fingers inside of her.

Is anyone else just instantly endeared by people chillin’ on surfaces that aren’t made for sitting? Like hopped up on a counter with a cup of coffee, cross-legged on the floor eating cereal, drinking wine fully clothed in a bath tub, sprawled out on the hood of a car with snacks for a meteor shower, etc? I don’t know why I love it so much, but I do. 

LGBT-irl

i’m overdue for a tattoo

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again