Intelligent Gentleman

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

why put time and effort into saying mean things to someone you dont like and tearin them down when you could spend that time sayin good things to some one you do like and makin them feel good and happy

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

i stopped caring when i was like 3

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through