my god, it’s full of stars!

It’s that time of year again

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

Ohhh, but did you think that meant no 2001: A Space Odyssey content today for you fine folks at home?? Wrong!! Eat up, eat up, come get your Halman here!

Hiii everyone. Not 2001: A Space Odyssey this time, but my friend commissioned a Jayce/Silco Arcane fic from me to make him feel less shy about beginning his own fanfiction author career (it is a treacherous journey) and if you like politically charged blowjobs then you can read it here now :)