whomp

my hot take on the human experience is that i think everyone should get to know how it feels to be bald at least ones in their life. but also how it feels to put your hair up in a lil ponytail. bald feels clean and fresh and that first shower you take after shaving your head is better than any sex you could ever have. but the first time you grow your hair out enough to put it up off your neck in a short cunty ponytail... thats also good shit

do people talk about catti deltarune ever. or am i just not seeing it? she seems pretty important but i havent seen much of her included in speculation or theories or shipping despite being close to kris and noelle and having beef with susie. idk man feels weird

dr pepper zero sugar save me, save me dr pepper zero sugar

every tiktok ive ever seen has been against my will

if you care about animals more than people i dont fucking trust you

hate hate hate grocery stores having signs for sales that are only in the apps and u have to scan a million things and clip coupons and harass the cashier for it to take the .25 cents off your 14th liter of store brand soda. because sometimes people see that big ass sign and go "oh so this is cheaper now yay!" and they beat up the cashier (me !!!) when its not rung up that way.

sometimes ill be reading a Post and its someone talking about very normal "wokisms" like gay people good and billionaires bad and im like yeah huzzah and then in the middle theyre like "and in/cest isn't even a moral failing" and im like wait hold on. who tf said that