Lyra

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

perfect 10,000th post to be famous for

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

Moby Di...dn't Quite Make It