Phat gassy ass is life.

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

It was when was young when I was 8 or 9. I was at store. I was old enough to walk around isles by myself since I know my way around the place. I was in the candy isle when I encountered an older blonde woman in her 20s. I can tell she’s a gym goer by her fit. (Pink tank top, grey leggings, ponytail) As I was about to pass her, I saw her bent over getting something before accidentally releasing a gross sounding fart. I knew she’d shit herself by her reaction when she immediately grabbed her ass and ran while frantically shouting “shit shit shit” Guess the protein shake got to her. I was right behind her when she did that. At first my typical reaction was covering my nose with my shirt, cause it did smelt like shit. But slowly my thoughts of that ass farting made me lower it and I started breathing into it. However I couldn’t smell it much longer cause my mother called for me.

Fast forward to late 2000s when I first surf the web and discovered youtube. (I believe I was 16) I remember randomly typing girl farts and there were plenty of vids of them. Mindlessly jerking off to a lot. Of course looking back on them now I think most were fakes. It’s when I encountered vids of Queen of Farts (Miss Lizzy) is when my fart fetish addiction really blew up. Surfing to fart porn websites like Queen of Farts, Girls Gone Gross, etc. it all took off from there. Jerking to old school fart pornstars to now right now! Imagine all the cum I let out throughout the years. It’s enough to fill 3 or 5 large milk jugs.

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

I managed to snag in a spot at the long line for the Switch. Honestly, wouldn't been a few spots up if not for that..... sexy gassy woman distracted me. My mind teasing me with that hot sound her ass made. Feeling my boner harden in my tight pants feeling so uncomfortable. Almost urging to rub my cock when I was snapped out of reality when someone behind me to go as the line was starting to move some. Trying my hardest to not think about if for a bit. The line was nearing the entrance, finally! I'm getting close to getting a ticket! However, the excitement halted when my eyes caught that woman again!

I'm at the mall hoping to get in line for the pre-order for the upcoming Nintendo Switch 1. Walking fast trying due to the Gamestop store being 2nd floor and the escalators slow! Forced to take the elevator, I sped to one of them and pressed the button like I was mashing the buttons on my controller. "Ugh come on... come on!" I muttered angrily. As I saw the elevator door open, I moved only to almost accidentally bump into a woman.

Gassy cake especially!