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breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

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softichill

People who see literally anything involving a shark and make some sort of comment about how the shark will kill someone or how they're terrifying bloodthirsty murderers I am biting you. Hard

softichill

Genuinely this shit makes me so mad. You know nothing you understand nothing etc etc

a-sentient-cup

Sharks aren't dangerous, they're curious and they only have their mouths to interact with the world. It's like a puppy chewing on things except a lot more force behind it

Shiny oblong thing (propellers, cameras, probes, etc): is it a fish? I nom. Oh that hurt my teef I'm not eating that

A boat: hehe i boop with my nose to see if there's something alive in it OH?? OW??? WHY MADE OF HARD???? meanie

Oblong shadow at the surface of the water with four thingies sticking off: SEAL??? TURBLE??? I CRONCH IT wait that's icky i don't want to eat this pthooey I'm sorry whatever that was but your blood tastes TERRIBLE good day to you and i'll be more careful next time

weshallbekind

Why did the shark go from a cheese burger cat to a victorian gentleman.

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futureevilscientist

Finally, a use for this reaction image again.

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almostmaya

what a sassy mermaid! (thats cuz the best mermaid is a sassy mermaid!)

how to be a mermaid page seven of seventeen!

to get updates, track the tag #how to be a mermaid

i will be posting one page a day

page one two three four five six

mayakern

how to be a mermaid is 10 years old now hot damn!!

birdblacksocialclub

A very happy 15th Anniversary to the game that’s ruined my life (said affectionately) and also to this jerk, who has also RUINED MY LIFE (SAID AFFECTIONATELY)

daechwitas

let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me.

wha-et-deactivated20210209

whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro

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Gladio: Don’t be a smartass.

Noctis: Okay, I'll be a dumbass.

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casenumber825

and i want you. do you want me? do you want me too?

im-abanana

So people think Gabriel and Beelzebub sometimes spy on Aziraphale and Crowley during their dates in restaurants and honestly, now I cannot erase from my mind the imagine of Aziraphale and Crowley being all romantic and adorable and cute, while a few tables away...

piritos03

Instructions for serpents 🐍

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Anathema: I cant believe you and Crowley broke the best last night, it must have been wild

Aziraphale: haha... yeah..

- Last Night -

Aziraphale: I bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Crowley: fucking watch me

ezraomii

Adam, handing Crowley a phone: Crowley! Quick, you have to pretend to be my mom to Pepper's mom.

Crowley: Hello. This is- mama Adam. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry, with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.

Adam:

Crowley: Sorry, I panicked.

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Aziraphale: Someone ate all of my powdered donuts! Crowley, do you know who-

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Crowley dear, what’s on your shirt?

Crowley, his shirt covered in white donut powder: Cocaine.

pancake-gremlin

Aziraphale: Crowley, Dear, imagine a biblical themed restaurant called the ‘Garden of Eatin’

Crowley: One of the menu items should be ‘the forbidden fruit’ so when anyone orders it, they get thrown out

Aziraphale: Crowley, my dear, no-

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