shut up there's freaky sigma-male

entp: aSK UR MOM

intp: bruh dude that sounds a little heteronormative

entj: what a bad girl with dummy questions? you need to be punished...

intj: any position without you.

esfj: i use any pronouns thanks for asking!! <3

isfj: all of bdsmers will go to hell

estj: SHUT UP AND GET A JOB YOU FUCKING EMO

istj: i’m never in bed that would not be productive.

enfp: i can be your bikini bottom... and bikini top

infp: i’m a sub and tears dominating me each night

enfj: my sexual energy is higher than these roles cutie ;)

infj: what that means? *standing next to their red room*

esfp: ehehehe does it really matter if i’ll still be drunk and won’t remember it in the morning

isfp: ooh yes i just wanna be a subby boy from yaoi uwu

estp: want me to show you babe?

actually entp:

french kiss: entj, enfj

kisses on the cheecks: enfp, esfj

forehead kiss: estj, isfj

kisses on the hand: infp, infj, isfp

neck kiss: entp

earlobe kiss: estp, esfp

«ew did you know that bacteria in the mouth more than in the rectum?»: intj, intp