"Live Like You're Dying"

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

Who

the girl reading this

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

my goal for 2018 is more blush, more books, and less caring what people think of me

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at

This is serious.

I fucking cried

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

Some of y'all need to learn how to take a joke damn

Who’s joking this is a stone cold statement of truth

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Ya she needs to shut up