"Ha ha, ye think yer very smart. Don't ye?" He teased back running a hand through his dark hair as he leaned against his locker. "Why is he even throwing loo paper anyway?" He questioned looking at the boy who's trowing toilet roll all over the show. "I suggest ye move t' the country side, lots of green there."

                        "It's a shite conversation starter."

fan: she’ll shit her pants harry: why do you want her to shit her pants?!

  "— yeah, that’d suck. I’ll just go buy you some more to make up for what I ate on you then."

                     "Well, c'mon. We're goin' now." He mentioned pulling her by the arm.

  "Me, apparently." Elliot said, almost shaking his head. She was pretty, but, unless he was actually in  particular mood for it, random sex wasn’t his forte. "I’m boxed off without needing anything for now." 

                       "Well, that's just ye." He laughed shaking his head as he took a seat on bench, watching his little sister run around with their dog. "What if she asked to have sex with ye. What would ye say?"

           ”Clearly there was something psychologically wrong with that kid…Or he has bad parents.”

                    "Lets just go with bad parenting? I'm Cole."

  "There’s more to me than labels though." 

                   "Never said they weren't."

  "Put a lock on the freezer or something? I dunno."

                      "I don't think that would work - I'd lose the key and we wouldn't be able to eat again."

                               "I was gonn'y say can I do it but, that's a wee bit too much." He chuckled before nodding his head towards the female. "Aye, it's an amazin' place, like. So much green, so much feckin' green."

  "Well, now you’ll just know not to leave food laying around where I can find it."

                       "Where was I supposed to put it? It's ice cream."

        ”Are you even for real? What part of ‘I love you and I promise I’ll come back’ didn’t you understand?”

             "Our meanings of I love ye are totally different. I said it meaning, yer my best friend and I love ye. Understand?!"