i'm.so.tired

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

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HOLY SHIT the Azirapapapa scene was improvised. I REPEAT, THE ARIRAPAPAPA SCENE WAS IMPROVISED.

and here you are

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none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[IMAGE ID: Tumblr comments from pissditching that read "how tf are you smoking them that it hurts" / "Oh shit do you mean like bones". END ID.]

after taking some time to process go (i haven't processed shit) i need to say i hope michael sheen and david tennant get all of the awards because i genuinely forgot they were real life human actors and not a renegade angel and retired demon having fun playing with our feelings

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth