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i mean, manhattan’s nice, but so are malibu nights
fluorescent lights blind you as you look up and get a bottle of soju from your local convenience store’s shelf. your basket has all the necessities: some chips, a pack of yakult, and a bottle of sprite.
rintarou—suna, rather, because you’re not close enough for first name basis anymore—is currently partying and drinking with his boys in a different city, surrounded with equally drunk girls who don’t know the first thing about him—don’t know how he likes his eggs, or how, when he arrives early to school, he likes to go to the gym and play a quick game with his friends. and of course he always brings you along, insisting that you watch from the sidelines. “it’s not like you got anything better to do,” he says, “plus, don’t you want to see how a pro plays? i’m the lebron of volleyball.”
you would know if you stay. you would know if you put up a fight
you only know his whereabouts from his friends’ posts. because of course, suna took you off his close friends. not that it’s a big deal. you don’t really care… you shouldn’t, anyway. because you and suna are nothing more than glorified strangers now.
and suna only knows of your newfound self-indulgent vices from your mutual friends. he asks about you sometimes, and he’s pretty good at making it sound like mere small talk when he does. a little, “how is she, anyway?” here and there, so painfully casual that you’d think he was asking about the weather. the conversations always move a little too fast for his liking though, because your friends never really get into detail about it. not that he cares.
your toes turn blue in winter, i’m getting red
you don’t know it, partly because you try to avoid all things suna-related, but lately he’s been getting cold feet more and more often.
his last three flings didn’t work out. he says the first one was because she’s “too much of a doormat, just goes along with anything,” but then the last one didn’t work out because “that one’s too bossy. she’s stricter than my mom.” and the one in between that? well… he just says the two of them didn’t vibe together.
rum does the trick for all the things left unsaid
one night, during one of their many drunken escapades, one of his friends finally find the courage to ask him what they’ve all been thinking: “do ya think maybe yer just… holding on for somethin’ else?”
suna scoffs, taking another shot. “fuck are you talking about?”
“like, i dunno, maybe yer waitin’ for someone.” his friend shrugs, taking a fry from the table.
suna eyes him suspiciously, his brows furrowed as his gaze scan the blonde. “…no.” his tone is just a little too serious, just a little more defensive.
“either that or you’re gay, man,” another one interjects.
i’m missing our drunken 2 AM strolls in k-town. now you’re chasing fake highs in the upper west side
and suna doesn’t show it, but that particular exchange has been in his mind for longer than he likes. he’s had quite a lot of shots tonight, so much so that he wouldn’t be surprised if he blacked out.
but right now, the only logical part working in his brain speaks to him as he gulps and thinks how much he’d rather be in your arms. how alcohol tasted better with you—not the bitter, burning taste he gets when he gulps down a shot with his friends. how it used to make him feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside, and how it just makes him feel cold and empty now. how the club’s atmosphere feels suffocating, and how the thought of any other woman disgusts him.
“…call her.”
and fucking on brooklyns in brooklyn… your chelseas in chelsea
alas, suna is just a man. so he downs another shot before shutting down any logical thinking. he gets up and joins the crowd of women dancing. his vision is hazy, their faces are blurred, and the concept of consequences doesn’t really exist to him right now.
hope that eases the pain, so you remember to miss me
a/n: this is fonna have a part 3 cus i cant end it here but im outta ideas rn lol
a/n :: i deadass might make a little part 2 for geto hehe
Satoru wasn't your typical nerd.
He didn't care about math or history, and he definitely didn't care about the syllabus for a single class that didn't involve a keyboard, a computer, or a snare drum. The guy barely scraped by in anything that wasn't music theory or coding, not because he wasn't smart — he was, annoyingly so — but because he refused to put in effort for anything that didn't already have his attention. His attention, once caught, was a spotlight. If it hadn't caught you yet, you didn't exist.
He spent his free time exactly three ways: behind his drum kit in Suguru's garage, buried in a Digimon rewatch he'd already seen four times, or three hours deep into a raid with a headset clamped over messy white hair, screaming at Nanami through the mic to actually heal him this time. His dorm room looked like a Best Buy had a baby with a comic shop — string lights, a wall of figures still in their boxes because "they lose value if you open them," and a corkboard covered in setlists for a band that had, generously, played six shows.
Satoru always knew that if he fell for someone, it would be a nerd. He just never pictured it looking like you.
You met him because of a spilled iced coffee and absolutely nothing more romantic than that.
It was the first week of the semester, campus still humid and overcrowded, and you'd been power-walking across the quad with a garment bag over one shoulder and a stack of sketchbooks under the other arm when a very tall, very loud boy backed directly into you without looking. Your coffee went down his band tee — some faded shirt with a logo you didn't recognize, letters half peeled off — and his drumsticks clattered onto the pavement.
"Oh my god," you'd said, mortified, already fishing napkins out of your bag like you kept a small pharmacy in there. Which, to be fair, you kind of did.
"Don't apologize," he said, grinning down at the stain like it was the best thing that happened to him all week. "This shirt was already ugly. You just gave it character."
You blinked at him. He was obnoxiously tall, silver hair falling messily over startling blue eyes, and there was a confidence radiating off him that didn't match the drumsticks or the Digimon keychain clipped to his backpack. He didn't carry himself like the guys you'd catalogued back home — the shy ones who blushed and stammered over a group project. He looked at you like he already knew the ending of this conversation and thought it was funny.
"I'm Satoru," he said, sticking out a hand like this was a business meeting and not a crime scene of oat milk. "Drummer. Certified genius. Currently drowning in caffeine that isn't mine."
"That's on you for walking backwards."
"I was doing a bit for my friend." He jerked his thumb toward a guy with a long black ponytail standing several feet away, watching the whole thing with the weary patience of someone who had clearly done cleanup duty for Satoru before. "Suguru doesn't think I can walk and talk at the same time. I was proving him wrong."
"You were proving him right."
That got a laugh out of him — a real one, loud and delighted, like you'd said something far funnier than you meant to. "Okay. I like you." He said it so easily, like liking people was a decision he made in real time and didn't think twice about. "What's your major?"
"Fashion design."
"Perfect." He picked his drumsticks up off the ground, twirling one between his fingers with the kind of muscle memory that only came from years of doing it. "You can redesign this shirt. Character and all."
You should've walked away right then. You had a class in eleven minutes and a stained blouse of your own to deal with. Instead you found yourself saying, "I don't do charity work," and watching his grin widen like you'd thrown down a gauntlet instead of an insult.
"We'll see about that, coffee girl."
You didn't expect to see him again. Campus was big, your circles didn't overlap, and you'd mentally filed him under loud, cute, forgettable the second you sat down in your first lecture. Except campus, as it turned out, was smaller than you thought, and Satoru Gojo was apparently everywhere.
He was in your general ed elective, three seats over, doodling little digital monsters in the margins of notes he wasn't taking. He was at the campus coffee shop your roommate dragged you to, holding court at a corner table with three other guys — the ponytail one, a stoic blond who looked like he paid taxes for fun, and someone with tattoos creeping up his forearms who kept flicking Satoru in the back of the head every time he got too loud. He was at the party your friend Utahime insisted you go to, standing on top of someone's coffee table doing an impression of a professor that had half the room in tears.
And every single time, he found you first.
"Coffee girl." He'd taken to calling you that instead of your actual name, which you found insufferable and, somewhere you weren't proud of, kind of charming. "Fate keeps throwing us together. I think the universe wants me to fix my fashion sense."
"The universe wants you to stop backing into people."
"Same thing, honestly."
It became a rhythm you didn't ask for and didn't stop, either — him dropping into the seat beside you before lecture with some ridiculous opener, you rolling your eyes and answering anyway. He asked about your sketches once, actually asked, leaning over your shoulder close enough that you could smell his cologne — something warm, a little spiced, nothing like the Axe body spray you'd assumed a guy like him wore.
"You drew that?" He was looking at a half-finished dress design, all sharp lines and asymmetric draping, like it was something out of a museum instead of the back page of your notebook.
"It's not done."
"It's sick. You're actually insane for this." He said it with none of the performative flirting from before — just plain, unguarded awe, like he'd forgotten to be cocky about it. "I can't draw a stick figure that doesn't look like it's having a medical emergency."
"I find that hard to believe. Aren't you obsessed with Digimon? Don't you have to draw those?"
"I collect them. Different skill set." He tapped the page. "This is actual art. What I do is scream into a headset until Nanami mutes me."
You found out, slowly and against your will, that he wasn't just loud confidence stacked on top of nothing. He knew music theory cold, could break down a chord progression on the spot, had strong and extremely specific opinions about which Digimon partner was objectively the best (Angemon, he'd argue this until sunrise) and an even stronger opinion about video game soundtracks being "criminally underrated as an art form, coffee girl, I will die on this hill." He talked with his whole body, hands flying, volume climbing, and then every so often — rare, unexpected — he'd get quiet. Almost shy. Usually right after he said something too honest.
Like the day he asked if you wanted to come watch his band practice.
"It's just Suguru's garage. It's not glamorous." He rubbed the back of his neck, and for a second the cockiness dropped clean off his face, replaced by something more nervous, more real. "You don't have to. I just — thought you might want to hear it. Since you've never actually heard us play anything."
You said yes before you'd fully decided to.
The garage smelled like reverb and stale energy drinks. Suguru — Suguru Geto, you learned, the guy with the ponytail — was tuning a guitar with the focus of a surgeon, occasionally throwing dry commentary at Satoru that made the whole room laugh. Shoko sat cross-legged on an amp, painting her nails an unbothered black, bass propped against her knee like an afterthought even though she was clearly the best musician in the room. Nanami — tax-paying-energy Nanami — adjusted his keyboard stand with military precision and gave you a polite nod that felt like the most normal interaction you'd had all week. And Sukuna, tattooed and terrifying in a way that made you instinctively step half a foot closer to Satoru, sat behind a second guitar looking like he was personally offended by the concept of being in a band.
"This is coffee girl," Satoru announced, flopping down behind his kit like he owned the room, which, in fairness, he kind of did. "She's here to witness greatness."
"She's here because you wouldn't shut up about her," Suguru said, not looking up from his guitar. "For two weeks."
"Slander."
"Documented slander," Shoko added without looking up from her nails. "He has a note in his phone."
Satoru's ears went pink. It was the single most satisfying thing you'd seen all semester.
"Play the song, Satoru," Sukuna said flatly, "before I lose the will to be here."
They played. And you understood, watching him, why he never took his classes seriously — because this, clearly, was where all of it went. He wasn't just loud behind the kit, he was precise, locked in with Shoko's bass in a way that looked like something they'd built over years, sticks a blur, head bobbing, completely unselfconscious in a way you hadn't seen from him anywhere else. There was no performance in it. No bit. Just him, fully present, grinning like an idiot between songs when he caught you watching.
After, while the others packed up, he sat down next to you on the busted garage couch, sweat-damp and buzzing with adrenaline, close enough that his knee brushed yours.
"So?" He tried for casual. Missed by a mile. "Verdict?"
"You're actually good."
"Actually good, or good-good?"
"Don't push it."
He laughed, and something in his face softened, the cocky mask slipping sideways just enough that you caught the boy underneath it — the one who kept a note in his phone, who got shy about the things he cared about most, who'd apparently been talking about you for two weeks before he worked up the nerve to invite you here.
"Hey," he said, quieter now, no audience left to perform for. "I know I'm — a lot. Loud. Whatever. I don't really do subtle."
"I noticed."
"I'm serious about this, though." He gestured vaguely between the two of you, and for once he wasn't smirking. "I don't want this to be a bit."
You should've had a witty comeback ready. You always did, with him — it was half the fun, the back-and-forth, the way he pushed and you pushed back just as hard. But something about the way he said it, stripped of all his usual bravado, made the words catch in your throat instead.
"It's not a bit," you said instead, quiet. "For me either."
The grin that broke across his face then was different from all the others — not performing, not for the room, not for a bit. Just for you.
"Good," he said. "Because I already told the guys you're my girlfriend. Retroactively. As of two weeks ago."
"Satoru."
"What? I was manifesting."
You shoved his shoulder, and he caught your wrist on the way, lacing his fingers through yours like it was the easiest thing in the world, like he'd been planning exactly this move since the coffee spilled down his shirt. Across the garage, Suguru caught the two of you and rolled his eyes so hard you were fairly sure it hurt.
"Finally," he muttered.
Nobody in that garage was surprised. Apparently you were the last one to figure it out — that the loudest, cockiest, most insufferable nerd on campus had quietly, embarrassingly, been falling for you since the first day you soaked his shirt in oat milk latte and told him he deserved it.
You figured it was fair. He'd been sneaking his way into your life for weeks without asking permission for that either.
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ֻ✿֔ㅤㅤㅤㅤ̀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒏̲𝐨̲𝐭̲𝐞̲𝐬̲.ㅤㅤ⟩ㅤㅤso , so , so excited to share w ’ y’all my first jjk series . 😭 n’ show u my nerd!jo who is … very much nerd . actually , he’s kinda inspired by a teacher i had in high school n’ a conversation i had w’ her not so long ago abt our types of men LMAO . anyways , i hope u love this lil’ idea i had as much as i’m loving writing it . 🫶🏻 btw , if u wanna be notified when i post a chapter , just coment “🕶️” so i can add you to the taglist . ‹𝟹
Firefighter!Sukuna who bust down your bathroom door when there was a fire in your building (one that you weren't aware of), clad in thick and hefty bunker gear, eyes scanning the brightly lit bathroom only to spot you in the middle of shower, completely bare, soap bubbles still coating your skin.
Firefighter!Sukuna who clears his throat, looking over his shoulder before turning back to you, cheeks dusted with a rather adorable shade of red.
"Th—there's apartment in next door fire." He stepped closer, hand gesturing for the bathrobe hanging beside the mirror.
"Huh?" Your brows are furrowed, trying to decipher who between you both was having a stroke, maybe the abrupt slam of the door did mess with you head.
The absurdity of the situation startles you enough that the thought of being completely naked before doesn't even cross your mind, at least not until he reached for the bathrobe himself, stepping closer to hand it to you.
Firefighter!Sukuna who acts instinctively, once you are modestly covered, yanks you over his shoulder to quickly move out into the smoke filled hallway, steps heavy against the wooden floor as he made his way out, making sure you didn't get knocked into the wall or door frames.
Firefighter!Sukuna who instantly jumps back into the building after making sure you are steady on your feets, looking over his shoulder once before continuing back inside, hoping he'd find you after the rescue is completed.
Firefighter!Sukuna who frowned when the medic informed that the people had scattered around some to the hospital for minor injuries other taking refuge with friends and family till the apartment complex was fixed.
Firefighter!Sukuna who mulls over the awkward interaction for days, rest of the team teasing him over his jumbled words, hoping to find a reason to go back to your apartment without seeming like a pervert or a creep.
Firefighter!Sukuna who groans loud when he is informed about the routine check up he must have to ensure health, begrudgingly walks into the hospital with rest of the team, brows furrowed as he waited for his name to be called.
"Ryomen Sukuna."
The lady at the desk announced his turn, gesturing towards the door with light glowing above the 'general physician's.
Sukuna sighed, stepping into the office only to be stopped in his tracks, before him stood you, much more clothed, stethoscope hung around your neck as you wrote on charts, eyes widening in recognition when thet met his.
Firefighter!Sukuna who awkwardly stepped into your office, almost tripping over nothing, nearly turning a routine check up into a life threatening emergency.
"You work here?" He asked, nearly slapping his own forehead, of course you do.
You nodded your head, lips pursed together as you placed the clipboard on the desk, patting the stretcher, "I'd hope so."
Firefighter!Sukuna who snorts at your sass, ugly little sound escaping the back of his throat, warmth blooming on his cheeks as you grinned back at him.
Firefighter!Sukuna who sits still while you noted his vitals, metal of the stethoscope cold against his warm skin, eyes following your movement, at one point he caught himself admiring your penmanship.
"You've got good handwriting." He mumbled, pointing to where you noted his pulse rate and blood pressure, "usually doc's have chicken scribble writing."
Firefighter!Sukuna who swears to keep his mouth shut when you continue to look at him in bewilderment, more than once did he catch you suppressing the urge to grin.
Firefighter!Sukuna who waits outside your office to get clearance, only to be handed a doctor's note instead.
"Come back for check up later, your heart rate was abnormally high."
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SAKUSA KIYOOMI . . . who broke up with you after high school bc he 'needed' to focus on volleyball seeing you front row at one of his games years later, leaning back, legs and arms crossed, wearing sunglasses and that awful smirk of yours to hide the fact you are about to make his life way harder coming back into his life. as a millionaire model now, of course.
content. exes to lovers, mutual pining, pathetic sakusa, ooc characters, fluff, mostly a crackfic, mini smau. warnings. lots of cursing, kys jokes, mentions of drinking.
MASTERLIST : profiles — facecard(s) | broders
chapters — ★ one | ★ two | ★ three?
♫⋆ inspired by girls like you, the attire — taglist open
synopsis: Ghosts, Ghouls, Lizardmen, Secret Cults?! YouTube Duo Y/N and Tendou have got you covered. They’ll cover any conspiracy, no matter how wacky or unbelievable they are. However, they won’t seem to answer the biggest conspiracy on everyone’s minds: the status of their relationship! (youtuber! tendou x youtuber! fem! reader) (SMAU + some written content symbolized with ✿)
taglist: OPEN! 17/50 (send a DM/ask or comment on this post to be added)
status: ongoing
A/N: This is a remake of the original series I started in 2020! I plan to rework and actually finish it this time around. Headcannons may be added to the end of a chapter + some parts will be written out. Please ignore timestamps on the pics
Y/N’s Squad || Tendou’s Squad
Episode 00 || Guess Who’s Back
Episode 01 || Get a Grip and Log Off
Episode 02 || Onigiri and Reunions ✿
Episode 03 || Paranormal Idiot ✿
Episode 04 || Tendou Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday
synopsis: after an accident at your old apartment, you are forced to find a new one. thankfully, suna rintaro is looking for a roommate and the rent fits your budget! but what happens when the forced proximity gets to you two and the lines start to blur between just being roommates and…something else?
content: roommate!suna x fem!reader, roommates to friends to lovers, crackfic, smau + some written (💭), timeskip (suna plays for ejp raijin), everyone is in their 20s, use of y/n, swearing, kys jokes, mentions of drinking, miscommunication, very ooc, to be continued...
*notes: this is not gonna be consistent at all and its very poorly planned so please dont expect anything high quality 😭 also the dark mode for the app im using looks weird so both povs are gonna be in light mode and you guys are just gonna have to use context...hope u enjoy !!!
synopsis. satoru is a bonafide genius. he’s got the perfect transcript and ten-year plan to prove it. he knows how to keep his head down and avoid the chaos his twin thrives in. so when the unofficial frat princess sets her sights on him, he knows there’s a catch. he just doesn’t figure out what it is until he’s already fallen for her
pairing. nerd! satoru gojo x popular! fem! reader. ✶ contents. sfw! college + gojo twins au ⇢ fratjo’s called souta. romcom-esque meet cute. except it’s actually a meet embarrassing + satoru runs a strict program. cw. profanities as usual ˖ ࣪ . ࿐
in the grand scheme of things, this bet would be a piece of cake if your so-called friends had just let you do your thing. alas, every time you’d so much as tried to drift towards satoru’s corner of the room, they would block your path with flimsy excuses.
shoko needed help finding her phone; which was in her pocket the whole time.
utahime suddenly needed your help touching up her makeup.
and suguru just flat-out stood in front of you, arms crossed and expression grim. he’d also refused to answer your plethora of questions about satoru in an attempt to deter you from going through with this and lengthening his own life span.
by the end of the night, you’d managed to catch exactly zero moments alone with satoru. he’d left the party early, of course. probably to go study or do something that’s equally as boring. which was a shame because you’d thought of the perfect pick up line and everything.
( ‘according to newton’s law of universal gravitation, if i’m attracted to you then you’re attracted to me’. okay . . you didn’t actually think of it. you’d found it after searching up ‘nerdy pick up lines’ on google and you were certain it would’ve worked on him. maybe
shoko strongly felt otherwise and murmured something about how you should ask him to share his electrons with you instead, so you could finally have a stable relationship. how rude ?? )
so far you’ve had no luck with satoru, and suguru is determined to make sure things stay that way. unfortunately for him, you aren’t going to back down that easily. you know exactly how to get him to stop intercepting your every move: bribery.
instead of nursing your hangover in the comfort of your dorm room, you drag yourself out of bed and trudge to the cafe near campus. it has a partnership with jujutsu tech so you get discounts, which is a bonus. the pastries are great, which is another. plus, suguru is a complete and utter sucker for their vanilla bean cold brews – a fact you’re fully prepared to exploit.
so here you are, standing by the counter waiting for your order, one hand pressed to your throbbing temple while the other scrolls aimlessly through your phone.
the cafe is quiet for late morning – save for the soft hum of espresso machines, the murmurs of students half-heartedly revising for finals, and the clatter of dainty mugs against saucers. rays of sunlight shroud the cafe in a soft, hazy glow. the scent of roasted coffee beans and warm golden pastries lingers in the air, rich and soothing in a way that almost makes your hangover feel bearable. almost.
your head is pounding – a direct result of your questionable life choices – and you can still taste the ghost of last night’s cheap vodka on your tongue. every time you close your eyes you see the image of toji’s smug grin as he’d paraded his new sorority girl around the party.
you push the thought away, focusing on the task at hand. you’re halfway through reading shoko and utahime’s texts about how you’re definitely going to lose this bet and how they’ve started their own bet on how many days it’ll take you to give up, when something catches the corner of your eye. you look up. and there he is in the corner of the cafe, satoru gojo.
he sits by the window, surrounded by what can only be described as a fortress of textbooks. the titles alone make your head hurt. he’s hunched over his laptop, shoulders curved inward in concentration, fingers flying across the keyboard with a speed that’s almost inhuman. a pair of navy blue noise cancelling headphones are clamped over his ears, shutting out the rest of the cafe entirely.
he somehow looks even more intense than he did at the party last night. he’s like a different species to you, one that doesn’t belong in the wild of a psi bau rager™. he belongs here, in this quiet, sun-drenched corner, surrounded by books.
every now and then he pauses, pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose with an irritated flick before returning to whatever it is he’s typing. the mellow sunlight filters through the strands of his pale hair, turning them almost silver, and frames his pretty features in a mellow glow.
you find yourself staring longer than you mean to. he’s so . . . focused. so unbothered. he’s living in a completely different world, a world of equations and theories and things you can’t even begin to understand, and he doesn’t seem to care that anyone else exists. it’s a level of self-assurance you’ve never encountered before. completely unlike the guys you usually date, who are all desperate for validation.
your name is called from the counter and you step forward automatically, grabbing the drinks – a disgustingly large black coffee for suguru and a ridiculously sweet caramel latte for yourself – without taking your eyes off satoru. he still hasn’t looked up. not once. if he isn’t going to notice you . . . you’ll just have to make him.
you stand there in the middle of the cafe for a moment, pondering. a smile slowly tugs at the corners of your lips. this is perfect. he’s completely unsuspecting, a perfect target. you can do this. you can totally do this.
you adjust your grip on the drinks and start walking towards his table, a plan forming in your mind. something that will force him to look at you, to see you.
closer now, you notice the faint crease between his brows as he reads something on his screen. you can also hear the faint rhythm of what sounds suspiciously like minecraft music seeping from his headphones. you have to suppress a giggle. of course he listens to video game music.
you’re practically hovering over him and he’s still oblivious to you, lost in his own little world.
you take one final step past his chair and let your foot catch the leg of it. your body lurches forward and your latte slips in your hand, a perfect arch of creamy coffee flying directly towards his laptop.
“oh my–” the gasp leaves your lips right on cue. a wave of caramel latte, complete with extra whipped cream, splashes across his table, narrowly missing his textbooks. you didn’t mean to spill that much. a few drops, maybe, to create a moment, a reason to talk. well shit.
to his credit, satoru reacts faster than you expect him to. his arm shoots out, shielding his keyboard as your drink splashes on the table, dangerously close to his belongings. the minecraft music in his headphones cuts off as he yanks them down around his neck, his head snapping up. his eyes, a startlingly bright blue, lock onto yours, and for a moment, you forget how to breathe. they’re even more intense up close and are currently filled with a flicker of annoyance.
“careful,” he frowns. you feel your morale sink ever so slightly. that. . . was not the reaction you were expecting. no flustered stammering or no immediate concern for your well-being. he immediately begins inspecting his laptop to check for damages, his brow furrowed in concentration, long fingers carefully wiping away the droplets of coffee from the sleek black casing.
“i’m so sorry,” you apologize profusely, setting down suguru’s coffee and what’s left of yours on the sticky table. you grab a handful of napkins from the nearby dispenser and start dabbing at the lukewarm droplets, feeling your heat rise to your cheeks. this is not going according to plan. at all.
“it’s alright, it’s just coffee,” he finally looks up again, his bright blue eyes focused in a way that makes you feel like you’re being scrutinized under a microscope. it’s unnerving but he’s not angry, not really. you think ?
“i’m such a klutz honestly,” you sigh, trying to recover with a charmingly self-deprecating smile, one that usually works on guys. “i’m literally a natural disaster, i could’ve ruined your textbooks.”
his expression doesn’t change in the slightest. “technically,” he says after a beat of silence, his devoid of any emotion, “that would be more of an anthropogenic accident.”
“. . . what ?” you blink, momentarily stunned. did this guy just correct your metaphor ? who does that ?
“you’re a human,” he explains, as if that isn’t the most obvious thing in the world, “natural disasters occur without human intervention. what you’re describing is an accident caused by human error.”
silence settles between you as satoru watches you clean the table. you wish the earth would soften, open up and swallow you whole. but it doesn’t. you just stand there, dabbing at a sticky table with a handful of napkins, feeling like a complete and utter idiot.
“if you hold your cup closer to the middle,” he offers, tone still matter-of-fact, “it stabilizes the center of gravity.”
“huh ?” you’re completely bewildered by the peculiarity of this cursed interaction. this was not supposed to happen. you were supposed to have a cute, flirty meet-cute, not a freaking physics lesson.
“the middle,” he repeats patiently, gesturing towards your half-empty latte “gripping it higher makes it more liable to tipping. lower your grip, closer to the center of mass, and you’ll have more control.”
you stare at him. for a split second you think he’s joking. his expression says he’s absolutely not. he looks like he’s about to tell you to read a book because your stupid is showing
“. . . right,” you say slowly, feeling completely out of your depth. you’ve never been so thoroughly derailed in your life.
he sets his laptop back on the table once he’s positive his work is no longer endangered, his movements precise and economical.
“you won’t have as many accidents that way,” he murmurs, already turning his attention back to his screen, effectively dismissing you. you press the napkin flat against the table one last time, feeling utterly defeated.
“i’ll. . uhh. .keep that in mind,” you mumble, backing away from his table.
he nods, barely acknowledging you, and closes his laptop with a decisive click. he slips it, alongside his textbooks, into his bag before standing.
“sorry again,” you try one last time, desperate for some kind of. . .anything. but he’s already slinging his backpack over his shoulder.
“it’s no problem,” he says politely as he steps around you, “i have to go anyway.” he gives you a brief, impersonal nod before walking out the cafe without another word. the bell above the door jingles softly behind him. and just like that he’s gone.
you stand there in the middle of the cafe completely dumbfounded. the interaction lasted less than ten minutes and meant absolutely nothing to him. he didn’t even ask for your name. he didn’t even smile at you.
satoru is proving to be a difficult target. he really isn’t making this easy for you. you pick up your drinks again – carefully from the middle this time – and head toward the door. holy. fucking. airball. this is a million times harder than you’d anticipated.
“there’s no way you spilled your coffee on purpose” suguru splutters, clutching his stomach where he lies sprawled across his unmade bed. his body shaking with laughter as you recount the series of unfortunate events you’d endured this morning.
“i did ! and maybe i’ve watched too many movies but i thought he would at least help me clean it up or crack a joke or something. but no !” you lament, flopping onto a bean bag chair with a dramatic sigh. “all he did was give me a physics lesson. that was so freaking humiliating i’m never going back to the cafe again.”
shoko, who’s perched on the edge of suguru’s desk, wipes a tear from her eyes. “fuck, i wish i could’ve seen it.”
“shut up,” you grumble, burying your face in a pillow. “i lost so much aura and i’m starting to realize that this is genuinely impossible. he’s like a robot.”
“he’s not a robot,” suguru laughs, “you can’t just stumble into his life and expect him to be completely obsessed with you. you’ve gotta speak his language first.”
“and what language is that ? fucking javascript ??”
“ha, you’re funny,” suguru finally sits up and runs a hand through his messy hair. “you just need a legit reason to be around him. one that appeals to his genius brain.”
“like what ?” you sigh, lifting your head to look at him. “we have literally nothing in common, i fear. and he clearly isn’t big on conversations. . so unless i resort to contacting an etsy witch he’s not gonna give me the time of day”
“or just ask him to tutor you” shoko quips, eyes lighting up as she lights her cigarette, ignoring suguru’s protests about her smoking in his room.
you groan, sinking further into the bean bag. “in what ? we have absolutely zero classles together.”
“exactly !” she grins, taking a long drag from her cigarette. “because he’s in the honors college and he’s so wrapped up in his own world, he probably has no clue what you’re majoring in. so you tell him you’re struggling in something that’s a piece of cake to him–”
“why the hell are you helping her ??” suguru interjects, shooting her a well-meaning glare
“i bet utahime that she’d at least last a week” she shrugs, “i’m sitting on a decent pay day here”
“i hate all of you” you scoff. “and that’s not even going to work anyway, i’m pre-law and he’s into engineering and other confusing stem stuff that i wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.”
“well, tough luck,” shoko murmurs, blowing a perfect smoke ring. “if you plan on asking for help in any other courses you might as well admit defeat right now and swear off men for the rest of college.”
“so what ? do i just pretend to be a stem major to trick him into spending time with me ?” you ask, the idea sounding more and more absurd the more you think about it. how would you even pull that off . . .?
“if you’re actually gonna go through with this nonsense,” suguru sighs, flopping back onto his bed, “you might as well fully commit to the bit. what’s one more lie on top of this whole clusterfuck ?”
you frown at him, but he’s right. if you want to get satoru to fall in love with you, then you’ll have to go about this properly. you chew on the inside of your cheek thoughtfully, you can’t think of any alternatives that would result in satoru really noticing you. so, reluctantly, you settle on the only option you have:
you’ll fake being a struggling physics major and hope he doesn’t see right through you.
the concept of reshaping yourself entirely to catch the attention of someone who’s practically a stranger sounds absurd the more you think about it. but it’s a little too late to back down now. the bet is made, the stakes are set, and your pride is on the line.
“fine,” you say, folding your arms over your chest. “i’ll do it. but you two,” you point at shoko and suguru, “if i go down, i’m taking you with me.”
suguru groans, dragging a hand over his face. “i knew i should’ve just walked the other way freshman year”
“it’s wayyy too late for that,” you grin, “now, tell me everything you know about physics, shoko, i need to sound convincing. oh and i’ll probably need to borrow your textbooks too. . . how heavy are they ?”
a wry smile spreads across shoko’s lips. “heavy enough to knock satoru out with, if you need a backup plan.”
“don’t give her any more ideas,” suguru pales visibly, his hazel eyes wide with horror that seems a little too genuine for your liking. just how little does he think of you ?
“hey, i got you coffee,” you pout, gesturing to the forgotten cup on his nightstand. “you’re supposed to be helping me now.”
“me . . help you . .? y’know souta’s room is right across the hallway,” suguru points out, his voice dropping to a whisper. “if he gets me in my sleep, what use will coffee be to me ?”
“he’s not actually going to kill you,” you wave your hand dismissively. “c’mon, shoko let’s ditch the drama queen. i wanna go look at your textbooks.”
with a solid plan in hand, you’re starting to feel a little more confident about winning satoru over.
you’re smart. you can totally fake your way through physics tutoring. sure, it’ll be boring. mind-numbingly, soul-crushingly boring. but it’s just a bunch of laws and formulas, right ? it’s not like you have to actually do anything except pretend to understand it. plus, you’re a fast learner. what could possibly go wrong ?
masterlist day zero ⇆ day one ⇆ day two
── ✦ mimi’s notes: ^ the answer to that question is everything !! i mean what’s newton’s third law of motion ? don’t be deceived ( like nerdjo ) i hate physics passionately
Summary: You fail your chem text, hooray! luckily, Gojo Satoru is here to save the day! Or, well,, begged to. He's annoying, weird, and always finds a way to get on your nerves. With the emergence of the new vigilante 'Spiderman', tensions in Tokyo rise, and even moreso when... another one!? God, this city does not need two pining hateful superheros! Shibuya was enough!
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surely your brother won't mind that you're dating his kōhai!
contains: socmed au oneshot, most of the slides not sfw (mdni), reader is kita shinsuke's older sister, workplace romance, neighbor au, osamu is in his late 20s & reader is in her 30s, miwa kageyama is a lesbian & bff, suna mention (because there can't be an osamu fic without a suna mention); this is really very silly and unserious for the funsies <3
🎙️EVERYONE knew COMET — x university’s very own underground band, treated like celebrities in and out of campus. but when the balance tips; and pretty boy oikawa tooru starts showing up in yn’s life like an ostinato, what sound does it make? and hey— maybe it’ll end with a perfect cadence, who knows?💌 ⋆⭒˚.⋆
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synopsis: after an accident at your old apartment, you are forced to find a new one. thankfully, suna rintaro is looking for a roommate and the rent fits your budget! but what happens when the forced proximity gets to you two and the lines start to blur between just being roommates and…something else?
content: roommate!suna x fem!reader, roommates to friends to lovers, crackfic, smau + some written (💭), timeskip (suna plays for ejp raijin), everyone is in their 20s, use of y/n, swearing, kys jokes, mentions of drinking, miscommunication, very ooc, to be continued...
*notes: this is not gonna be consistent at all and its very poorly planned so please dont expect anything high quality 😭 also the dark mode for the app im using looks weird so both povs are gonna be in light mode and you guys are just gonna have to use context...hope u enjoy !!!
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Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader. 800 words
SFW. Fluff. Second-meeting. Mutual instant attraction. Obligatory California tag ✌️
It’s 10:11 on the last Sunday night in August when you meet Iwaizumi—properly, this time.
In between one quarter and the next, everything feels up in the air, taking on a surreal edge. Not quite adolescent and barely an adult, you stand on the cusp of something simultaneously known and unknown. Summer comes to a close and the retail job that covers a lot of minor expenses is starting to cut back on hours as the seasonal demand decreases—a direct contradiction to your academic schedule.
The In-N-Out is overflowing with students and alumni from the soccer game, making it impossible to find seating. People have given up entirely, sharing single-seats, leaning against the outside of the building, perched on the edge of the curb outside, too contented with the food and company to care. For a moment, you aren't in Irvine, California, across the street from your university, but in your hometown following a football game between the local high schools.
But that's then and this is now and you're watching your friend flirt with that one cute guy from her kickboxing class who swears there's seating outside for you two.
Unimpressed, you ask whether he's comfortable making false promises and he laughs and tells you his friend's waiting outside with a scary face to protect the table. Doubt clouds your mind but your friend shushes you, silently requesting that you don't fuck this up for her.
Outside, you find him waiting at the table with the least lighting. His attention is on his phone, brows scrunched together in irritation, face a little pink—judging from the matching hue on his arms and shoulders, a slight sunburn. Beside you, they laugh, causing him to look up and meet your stare.
Rather than focus on his friend, his food, or the chick beside you laughing, Iwaizumi focuses solely on you, and you wonder for a moment if he remembers you like you remember him.
(An introductory Poli-Sci course in the spring that took place after your first class in the same lecture hall. You always sat in the front, planted there from an hour and a half before, giving you the pleasure of watching as he came in. Your eyes would meet and you'd feel the tiniest flutter behind your navel. Iwaizumi always sat behind you and you always wanted to introduce yourself but could never find the courage after meeting those pretty, pretty eyes.)
His attention darts to his friend, tongue peeking out to wet his bottom lip the moment he sees his burger, quick in the way he checks you out once more.
At your friend's insistence, you take the space next to him, laughing to yourself at the way he stiffens. For someone so... broad and a little imposing, you wouldn't imagine him to be shy. They flirt in front of you both, obnoxious and oblivious, leaving you speechless, neglected, asking you to find solace in a virtual stranger.
Just as you, he seems almost hesitant to dive in despite the scent that wafts and the growls of your stomachs. Turning to him, you study the line of his nose, the sharp cut of his jaw. Olive eyes catch you in the periphery and his cheeks warm at the same time that yours do. He turns to you, lips quirking with some question going unasked.
"Nice seeing you again." Your greeting is casual, assuming an intimacy that isn't there, an attempt to mask the thrumming of your heart.
"Yeah, uh," he says, pausing as his eyes flit across your face, mouth shaping into a hesitant smile, "nice seeing you again. Poli-Sci... 21A, right?"
When you grin, it's involuntary, a reaction to the quickening of your heart, the confirmation that you're not alone in remembering fleeting eye contact from months before. When he mirrors you, your grin grows wider. Perhaps you're lucky and he wanted to introduce himself to you as much as you did him.
"That's right. You always sat behind me."
Mirroring you further, his smile widens and you remember exactly why you always hesitated. "We couldn't all sit in the front row."
You like the way his mouth moves as he speaks, the way his voice breathes life into his words. Giving him your name, you're enthralled by the way it rolls off his tongue, the lift to the right corner of his lip as he says it like he can't help himself—an ember that floats up from the crackling fire. In turn, he gives you his and it wraps itself around your heart, feeling sure when the world seems less so.
The two of you eat, exchanging quick words between bites, your conversation going unnoticed by the two responsible for bringing you both here. It feels easy, comfortable in a way that has you reaching with open palms for more. It feels like the start of something new.
i thought you wanted to stop fucking around and finally settle down? what do you mean you fell in love with a stripper?
miya atsumu x f!reader
CONTENT WARNING: social media au, stripper reader, overused trope but nothing to do, suggestive, slow burn bc reader refuses to admit she's into him, msby player atsumu, hes annoying as hell too, adult themes, mention of drugs/alcohol and addiction, reader used to be psych ward intake nurse, panic attacks, cursing and swearing, inappropriate languages, family conflict, angst, social class difference, emotional burnouts, unhealthy lifestyle, poverty, smoking, flawed characters, bad english bc i suck at grammar.
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A/N: made this on an impulse i don’t know how long i'll have the motivation to continue this one..
INTRODUCTION. hot hoes inc / the summer we yearned