dance tragic dance.

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

you could just hit other people as a kid

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

What if everything gets better in 2016

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️