I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

making plans when you're pmsing is just saying stupid shit like oh my god i would love to visit my old high school!

my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me baby my baby tell your baby that im your baby i bet on losing dogs i know theyre losing and i pay for my place by the ring where ill be looking in their eyes when theyre down ill be there on their side im losing by their side would you let me baby lose on losing dogs i know theyre losing and i pay for my place by the ring where ill be looking in their eyes when theyre down i wanna feel it i bet on losing dogs i always want you when im finally fine how youd be over me looking in my eyes when i come someone to watch me die someone to watch me die i bet on losing dogs