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Pyrrha: of course, dear, let me take care of it for you. *Takes her purse and watches her squat to get a better view of the cabinet* Goddamn!

Emerald: Pyrrha, not now!

Pyrrha: If you didn't want me to appreciate your beautiful derriere then you wouldn't have worn your low-rise pants. I like when you wear that thong with the little pearls, it's cute.

Emerald: *voice filled with mock outrage* Ugh, you are the worst! Am I just a nice ass to you?

Pyrrha: No, you have fantastic tits too!

Emerald:

Pyrrha: you decided on what you want to buy?

Emerald: *stands up and takes back her handbag* I'll get you a giant cookie if you stop drawing attention to us.

Pyrrha: the one with the pink and white chocolate?

Mercury: I'm going clubbing, I thought it would be fun to put on makeup.

Cinder: Well you look like an emo blow-up doll. Just offering some constructive criticism.

Mercury: Gee, thanks boss. That's real generous of you.

Cinder: You should go wash that stuff off your face, I can help you reapply it. I'll do it this once because I pity you.

Mercury: What if emo girl blow-up doll is what I was going for?

Cinder: Hush and go wait for me in the bathroom, Merc. Also, I hope you didn't use Emerald's eye palette and eyeliner.

Mercury: No, I'm not that stupid. She has this ugly dark blue lip gloss from Weiss Schnee's collection, I used that and the rest is stuff I shoplifted.

Cinder: Just don't get any ideas about sharing eye makeup, it's the nuclear codes to make a girl mad. If I find out you went ahead and did it, I'll be obliged to side with her. You could give her an eye infection! Also, don't return the lip gloss, she won't want it back, she knows you like sucking cocks and eating ass.

Mercury: I haven't even left yet and there's no dicks to suck around here unless there's something you want to show me!

Ren: Um... Why do you ask? *sweating nervously*

Hu Baihe: A kid at school teases me about

Daddy using it.

Mai: It's a website where daddy sells pictures of his booty hole!

Nora: *spits drink*

Mai: What? All the moms at the gate like seeing daddy's booty pictures. They talk about it when they think us kids can't hear them!

Hu Baihe: EWWWW why would you pay to see a booty picture? That's for shidding and farding!

Nora: Pfft you kids are so silly, never change.

Ren: I feel like Salem standing in front of the gods on the day of her judgement...

Mai: does Uncle Mercury sell pictures of his hole too? Do you buy the pictures?

Ren: No, l've seen his hole for free multiple times... *realises what he just said* Um, just pretend you didn't hear that.