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Clark Kent is the kind of guy to respond with “Ain’t nobody lookin at the damn dog” with heart eyes while accidentally logged into his official Superman account

The internet completely breaks, and people make the tweet into shirts. He is constantly faced with the most embarrassing mistake of his life. both in his civilian life and superhero life

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She wanted a little princess for herself. One she could dress up in pretty dresses, jewelry and accessories so they could match perfectly at galas and parties.

She always followed the other ladies at the gala parties with her eyes, their little daughters following close by their side. Being able to share the secrets of womanhood that she had learned through her life, and help her as she made her way in hers. Go on mother-daughter dates, go shopping, getting their hair and nails done together, even if her little princess didn't like stuff like that, it wouldn't matter because they would be able to figure it out together as they went. Mother and daughter.

What she wanted was a little Beatrice.

What she got was Bruce.

Bruce was a pretty child, he had almost pearly white skin, soft features, big eyes, long eyelashes. He was also undoubtedly male. As he grew up, his features shifted more and more towards Thomas, something that was also commented on relentlessly.

"It suits you perfectly!" Martha exclaimed, picking up the child as she also raised from the floor. The dress flowed perfectly around as she twirled. It matched her own perfectly, the soft pastels of yellow and green, fit the summer weather. It was the time of parties and what better time than now to show off new fashion and style.

"What are you doing, Martha." Her twirling stopped, but she still held the child in her arms. The small giggles was the only thing keeping the tense silence at bay. Thomas watched them both from the door, his work bag still hanging on his shoulder.

"We're simply having a little fun." As the child was put then, the dress fell pooled at the feet. "We'll need to have it fitted correctly though."

"Martha," Thomas walked further into the the room, meeting little Bruce's eyes, he was still giggling from the twirling. Happy to simply be doing something with his mother. Happy to make his mother happy. "You'll have to stop this at some point."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Martha turned away, content with beginning to fold the rest of the many things she's had picked out but didn't fit the season.

"You can't keep doing this."

"Little Bee likes what I'm doing."

"Bruce doesn't know what you're doing, he doesn't understand that his mother doesn't wan-"

"Be quiet, Thomas." The giggles had stopped. Small eyes looked up at them, questioning. "It's almost time for dinner little Bee, let's go get ready."

The answering giggle shut the conversation down once again.

Bruce always likes being called pretty, always liked being called beautiful. His mother was the most beautiful of all, and being called beautiful by her was the best feeling in the world.

Alfred never answered when he asked if he was pretty or beautiful.

Unstoppable Force Hal Jordan who has heard "Hal no" and "don't do that-" More times than he can count but he doesn't let that stop him. Who jumps from hobby to hobby every other week and is whip smart and brash and Karen-level annoying when he wants to be. He's loud and arrogant and runs in guns blazing and a half formed plan in the back of his mind just because the "vibes feel off" and he's always moving, always mouthing off, always laughing and cracking jokes and firing at 100 miles per hour

Immovable Object Bruce Wayne who has one thousand, seven hundred and fifty three contingencies and you aren't one of them. Who plans for everything and is very methodical and has his ways and they work and he likes that. Who is very 'everything has a place and everything in its place' and has been learning the same set of skills for about thirty years. He's quiet and whip smart and only ever goes in when things are going to get dirty or he has everything mapped out and he's always still, always analyzing, always silent and broody.

Unstoppable Force Hal who starts to slow down as he gets sucked into the orbit of Batman. Unstoppable Force Hal who has always left before things got too hard or too easy or before anyone could tell him he's not good enough, or just enough, who meets straightforward and no nonsense Batman who nods at him in subtle acknowledgement and when he messes up just offers quiet redirection and correction, who says "good work, Lantern" when they finish missions and pats his shoulder. And sometimes even smiles at his quips.

Immovable Object Bruce who starts to relax a little with Hal "motormouth" Jordan distracting him every other second. Immovable Object Bruce who see's him go in without a plan and improvise and yet somehow it still works. Who somehow gets along??? with this cheery and chipper guy who actually seems to want to spend time with him and doesn't think he's annoying or stiff or mean or anything else but just tries doubly as hard to get him to laugh as everyone else.

Bruce: I have about twelve plans for how this could work and seventeen back up plans if something goes wrong, as well as three escape routes. Your plan has multiple holes, several flaws, and a 3.5% chance of success Hal: that sounds like 3.5% better than zero! :D Bruce:... yes. it does.