Bulbasaur made me cry

There was so much gay baiting in this game it was surreal that these guys weren't Robert's additional love interests 60

LIKE TELL ME WHY THERE WERE ONLY TWO ✌️✌️✌️

They contact you saying they have important info to say about your account and then proceed to explain that they reported you because they mistook you for someone using your icon and username. They will make it sound urgent, time sensitive, and really scary! They will act like they’re so sorry but you need to act NOW or your account is gonna be deleted and maybe even legal action will happen. They may include fake screenshots too. This is all a lie.

“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

The protagonist has just won the world famous sword fighting competition in the big, rich capital and is talking to his mentor, and says something about being the best swordsman in the world. The mentor frowns and tells him that no, he isn't. He is the best swordsman out of the people that could afford to show up to this tournament. There could be a mercenary way out in the mountains, patrolling a snow encrusted fort's walls that could kick his ass and there was no way to know until he was already losing to the guy.