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oozey mess

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie

pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
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Vox is dressing up for once and Alastor likes it. A lot. 😋
(Based on a scene I came up with a while ago in which Alastor is very into Vox wearing actually nice fashion)
You’re always doing that and I hate it!
This is what really happened, right? RIGHT???
Soooo… Lucifer huh?

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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen
oh hey i just remembered this post exists let's curculate it again that'd be funny
I’m making this worse
ok i got this post 4 times in a fucking row so FINE ill reblog
I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.
too much to document, but god damn we can try
some warmup doodles for fun, idk if I'm doing too much lol💦
I hate myself ;; ;;
I just wanted to make a drawing to upload to ACG and I ended up making a mini-comic 🥺🥺🥺
Please stop
I've seen people making their own cards and now I wanna make my own fan cards of Luci, cause I'm so desperate
maybe people would be interested in them too ?

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Did this long ago and haven't posted it TvT
my mom’s trans allyship is on another level
she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”
I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
Knowing what I know about chinese culture there’s something so beautifully simple about his logic of “no son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Should’ve had more sons! Should’ve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!” and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and you’re mad you don’t have three?? Whack. Greedy.
I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspring’s friend and going “now they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow they’re still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.” and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something
The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.
Alternately, its Kingdom Hearts.
That's correct, Kingdom Hearts is a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.
The funny part is that I'm not even really shitposting. "Are you implying that the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Underworld franchise are the same genre" buddy, I'm not implying it, I'm saying it!
#kingdom hearts #well yes but also no #specifically the thriller part #the rest is very accurate (via @itsthenerdwonder)
Not a technothriller? The big stack of nested conspiracies-within-conspiracies, the principal villain who has several layers of false identities that need to be peeled back before their true nature is revealed, the shadowy council of dark-clothed frowning men who secretly rule the world? That's prime technothriller shit. All it needs is a buff chick in mirrorshades fighting a ninja butler on a space station to make it complete.
It's got memory-editing bullshit, it's got artificial humans struggling to assert identities distinct from the flesh-and-blood people they're based on, it's got a spacey-voiced young girl dressed all in white with poorly understood reality-warping powers – hell, the protagonist even spends an entire game trapped in virtual reality. What more do we want?
We want everybody to secretly be vampires!!
Everybody, not just one guy.
Technically that image contains two guys.
Two and a half; Xigbar only got half-norted
Certified Kingdom Hearts Post
Leon the second he looked down that hallway and saw Grace get yanked into the shadows
“Rise and shine, my friend! It’s springtime of youth!”🍃
“huh???”

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some sketches
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the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
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report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
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