they made such a confusing handshake that gets longer by the day and they can do it in VERY quickly
they have pranked someone in the household at least twice
there are so many viral tiktok audios of them
whenever they’re bored, they start to watch the gymnastics tricks with two people and attempt to do them - keep in mind neither of them are very flexible
xander tried to self teach himself to do the splits after he insisted he was a gymnast
they also tried to do that meme where the two people are on their heels doing that pose with their hands
xander and avery are in competition for max’s attention whenever she arrives at the hawthorne house
they spent a whole day at a trampoline park with children for the press since avery picked xander to do it - half of their belongings got stuck in the ball pit after trying to do backflips and xander got most of the kids there to chase avery, then he was chased. after, they had to evacuate because the kids didn’t stop
when they were there, xander would convince avery to go on the trampolines, then jump at the same time as her so she would go flying in the air
xander tried to convince avery to get an eyebrow slit swearing it would ‘suit her’
anytime they were put next to eachother in class, they were moved away with immediate effect
xander made his own personal song of jameson and avery
they had a month long competition dedicated to who finished wordle first
avery got xander to personally tutor her on things she didn’t understand which carried on till college
the words “xander, you are not funny.” comes out of averys mouth twice a week
if avery is ever out with max, she would spam xander with pictures saying how she stole his girl
jameson was one day a victim of their pranks - it mainly xanders idea and he just roped avery into it
infact after that he threw avery under the bus
avery did that trend where it was like throwing things at him until he’s scared of the word chicken
just to annoy grayson, they bought traffic cones and followed him in hawthorne house, placing them wherever he was to ‘warn everyone’ that grayson was in a bad mood
for averys birthday, xander built her the most unnecessary but over-the-top machine ever
they once had a very heated debate about which cereal was better, trying to get people to say they’re right
xander had this weird obsession with air fryers and how they worked so avery bought him a bunch of them
they agree grayson is just in denial when he says he did like avery at first - they know fully well he did not
they have very big principles on appreciating their fans
xander would just randomly appear in avery’s room through hidden passages.
whenever xander starts with the word “hypothetically” it’s going to turn into the longest conversation
they love to make fun of alisa and knox
avery loves helping with his inventions, esp when he lights up talking about them
xander thought he could make scones without libbys help for once and asked avery to taste them, avery being the innocent soul she is at first did then swore never to try any of his cooking again
always raising their eyebrows or sticking their tongue at eachother
xander got avery to watch all the star wars movies and avery got xander to watch the gilmore girls series
avery learnt so much engineering vocabulary from xander to fake her way through convos, knowing fully well she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. nor does xander since he just makes words up on the spot
she also started to use phrases that he says
avery always says that xander has thunderous feet
she caught xander talking to a squirrel like it was his own personal friend
if avery ever sees jameson and xander gone, she knows asking them where they went would just give her such a complicated answer
avery doesn’t trust xander anymore when it comes to the massive swings
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