why is every girl my age so beautiful and im just fucking chopped this is not fair ughhhh

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

REBLOGREBLOGREBLOG

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

i think a bone-crushing hug from the lads guys would fix me

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

World Heritage Post

all i want is to follow sylus around all day and complain. what's the point of feeling sick if i can't follow a big warm man around the house and complain about it.?!?? bury my face in his back and wrap my arms around his waist and whine and complain. feeling his nonchalant chuckle rumble through him as he continues making his way through his stack of documents. and he'd be so indulgent too, acquiescing to all of my demands with an amused smirk on his face. stupid. i miss him so much i miss him. i fear this would be life changing for a guy like me.