PRINCESS OF PAUPERS.

“We better stock up on some knowledge here otherwise we’re gonna get murdered by ghosts.”

“I just got a shiver down my spine.”

“This looks like Disney Land.”

“You are full of shit if you do not feel strange right now.”

“I assure you in like half of the places you’ve been, people have died there. People have probably died at the Chipotle we just ate at.”

“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”

“No one says ‘oh my knuckles feel a little funny. I’m going to build a house with 500 rooms.’“

“You almost scared me to death. Never gonna forgive you for that.”

“That’s what people usually say on their way to their death.”

“I’m more concerned about the spiders than the ghosts.”

“Everyone thinks feeling energy is bullshit, but you don’t feel strange at all? Not even a little bit?”

“You’re insufferable.”

“[name] don’t look over here, there’s a little stuffed animal.”

“This is an adventure! I just love seein’ ya squirm.”

“Okay, tell your spooky story.”

“[laughing] We better get out of this house, somebody knocked our little bear out of his little wicker chair.”

“You’re telling me you wouldn’t be unnerved by going upstairs and seeing a bunch of stuffed animals organized into a little cult circle when no one did it?”

“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.”

“Are they going to sue the ghosts?”

“In case you’re keeping score, that’s three people that fainted.”

“You don’t think maybe one of them was like ‘ah, I feel sick, I gotta go home.’ and the others were like ‘uhh, yeah me too, a burning pain, I gotta go home.’“

“So you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme?”

“Ok, well, this theory would be bullshit for you. The most reputable, logical, fact-based source.”

“Even if we get possessed tonight we can have a nice brewski after.”

“You can feel the history coming through the walls in here.”

“It’s not wonderful when the history fights back.”

“Peak ghost time. 90% of the ghosts are from that era.”

“You never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans or some shit like that. It’s always somebody wearing a bonnet.”

“I’d be a pleasant ghost, I’d like pour people tea and all that or I’d do chores around the house.”

“Are there ghost ants?”

“How do you arrest a ghost? You can’t.”

“I guess you’d have to be a ghost cop to arrest a ghost.”

“It’s a bit rude to call it the creepiest boat in the world.”

“You don’t think the Grey Ghost is a pretty cool nickname?”