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If you claim that this current generation consists of shitty kids, then you’ll have to admit that your generation consists of shitty parents.

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

Anyone else grew up hearing about LGBT people in the abstract so you thought “oh gay people are so rare I’ll never know any of them” then you grew up and oops,

If organized crime started printing high quality counterfeit college textbooks and then sold them at cut rate prices, it would be a really good public relations move.

so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?

how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you

“Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha

I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she was outraged and burst out “WHAT DO THEY THINK IT STANDS FOR? LESBIANS, GAYS, BICYCLES AND TRICYCLES?!” and I don’t think I’ll forget that until my dying day.

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

When you drink water, instead of a human going down a water slide, the water goes down a human slide.