friendship isn't an emotion fucknuts.

sometimes my very smart wife will answer me (dumb) in a very smart way and then backtrack to idiocy for shits. i think she does this to relate to her clown husband

i get up to a room to do my one job: get patient from A to B. patient's wife, evidently, does NOT approve of CT scans and begins to yell at me emphatically about how she told the doctor xyz, and i cannot stress to you enough the joy of saying "hey, i'm just transport, idk anything lul" and hightailin' it out of there. would not be able to do that if i was a nurse and it was my job to know things, and i feel like being nie huaisang is the patient transport to lan wangji's nurse or wei wuxian's speech pathologist or jiang cheng's tech. leave that shit to the big guys who get paid more than you lol, no stress

he xuan (thin fucking ice)

ok and with fullmetal alchemist specifically there are also the Horrors. but

makes me lol because WHO r you devoted to babygirl?? louis vuitton?? love it so much