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even when it's not done intentionally, conditioning is cute. i love how the sound of me walking closer is enough for it to shift over on the couch, how the beep of the oven makes its mouth water, how it opens its mouth when it hears the spoon. classical conditioning in particular is fun because it's automatic. consent-agnostic. your brain will connect the dots even if you don't want it to. of course, you can really only play with automatic responses, then. mouth watering at good, cringing away from pain, nausea, heart beating faster, flinching, feeling emotions. but you can build a story if you're creative enough.
one of the tweets of all time to me
reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back
grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving
puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it
eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

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"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here
"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like
this could be us
forced agere is cute and all, but it's so oversaturated. we need to spice it up a bit when it comes to ageplay stuff. fucking. makes you older. age progression

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doing this to a robotgirl
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alright put that piece back in
3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game
Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond
Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.
Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)
There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:
invisible
never explained
always a different size
you have to guess the size
if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble
At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired
On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation
This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes
This is how Democrats mourning Lindsey Graham sound
side hustles for lazy stupid bozo bum bitches ?

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girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation