now a tlt blog

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

they double edged my sword because i swing both ways

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

im curious. put in the tags if you have siblings, how many and if you’re an only child, oldest, middle, or youngest. i feel like this tells a ton about you

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

"came back wrong" but it's from work

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.