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curious to know what everyone thinks is the "default" color of a cat. like when u think of the word "cat" what does ur mental image look like? mine is orange because of garfield and firestar

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

God i love guda i LOVE guda they’re completely off the wheel. Undoubtedly human but also wildly to the left that both fellow humans (Goredolf) and monsters who’d walked among humans (Yu Meiren) can only react with “what the FUCK is wrong with you” 

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

When zou accidentallz switch to the english kezboard on zour phone

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Hannibal season 1 is so funny because Will will literally be sopping wet sweating and like having a panic attack in the middle of a meeting or something and everyone’s just like yeah he does that.

will starts shaking and muttering like a possessed victorian child and everyone’s just like. will is fine dont worry about it trust me

Hi tell me what your first kiss was like in the tags

Reblog and put in the tags the episode of Epic Rap Battles of History that you know by heart