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Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

Imagine the minions finding one of gru’s teenaged daughters dead from suicide in her room and having to go tell him

the minions finding one of them and screaming and pointing and ripping out their little hairs and pointing and doing the happyfeet but panicked and then one of them starts crying wailing sobbing and the third panicking minion starts running around with hands in air comically getting really close to the camera fogging up the camera lens with breath

the minions trying to reenact what they saw with a noose (one of them holds it other one gets in) but theyre pill shaped so they keep slipping out of it while the tall one in the back goes BABEEBEEP GOBAY! BLAGH! and lets his tongue loll out of his head while he falls back with a puff of dust and air and feigns death

Age regressing to 22

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.