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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

"People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so, the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up."

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs