Batfanon that pisses me off (not exhaustive)
1.) "No metas in Gotham, the Batfam becomes ICE of Gotham and Bruce somehow has say who can live in Gotham."
2.) Green Lanterns are terrified of Batman despite one of the key things they all need in order to be Green Lanterns is to overcome fear.
3.) The Justice League cannot tell the difference between the Robins, despite Dick growing up knowing them.
4.) Bart Allen is an uwu baby and doesn't understand concepts like sex and needs to have his eyes covered when people are kissing.
5.) Cass Cain can't talk and is silent.
6.) Blah blah blah PREP TIME
7.) Jason is brown because he is poor and violent
8.) Tim hates all his friends except Kon
9.) Konnor, Connor, Kon El Kent, Konner Kent
10.) Bad Dad Clark, Good Dad Bruce
11.) Goofy waffle girl Steph
12.) Cass is everyone's therapist
13.) Who is this character except a sexy lamp?
14.) Dick tried to commit Tim to Arkham!
15.) The clone baby happened
16.) Tim admired and looked up to Jason the most actually
17.) Tim's parents were absolute monsters and didn't give a shit about him and beat him every night
18.) Bruce knows how to interact with children more than anyone else on the Justice League
19.) Damian is "feral" and an "animal" and doesn't know what BIRDS are
20.) Tim smokes weed despite being a canon DARE kid.
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(send me a piece of batfanon that pisses you off, i want to make a poll)
