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americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[putting on a really elaborate finger puppet show] do you like my amazing digital circus?

got "pal'd" at the grocery store. told the employee thanks for directing me to the granola at winco and he went "no problem pal! :D" and i was like fuck I gotta say pal more. thats a damn fine word right there.

got "pal'd" at the grocery store. told the employee thanks for directing me to the granola at winco and he went "no problem pal! :D" and i was like fuck I gotta say pal more. thats a damn fine word right there.

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

for me childlike wonder is just normallike wonder.. heh.. just a peek into my twisted filly world

The anarchist lesbian collective of East Torr salutes you and your style.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

It's legit so unnatural to read! People were illiterate for almost all of human existence! Literacy is a new phenomenon! It reshapes your brain and makes you worse at recognizing faces! Scary af! You need to be way more mindful about it! Don't just read every street sign you see! Kick your reading addiction and embrace a more natural lifestyle! Spend your time masturbating to drawings of furries instead!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

if lotion was any different it just wouldnt be the same