Lunnith

Nalu Winter Wonderland Day 6: Gifts/Shopping 

 A surprise gift was waiting for Natsu when he came home 

Yukino: What things?

Sting (running about and answering distractedly): You know, the things! I seem to have misplaced them and they're really important...

Weiss and Haruki, running into the room: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

Sting: Oh, there they are!

Yukino:...

Natsu : Fuck you, and only you.

Lucy : Do it dumbass.

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Gajeel : You made me say it but you are a SHRIMP!

Levy : Let me tell you a fact, some people don't have eyebrows like normal humans.

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Jellal : I have a fianceé.

Erza : I have my strawberry cheesecake.

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Gray : I don't care about you!

Juvia : Gray-sama if you don't talk to me properly, Juvia will make you another body pillow of hers.

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Mavis : Why the hell do you always talk about dying??

Zeref : Just put on shoes Mavis.

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Evergreen : Stop screaming like a child, will you?

Elfman : A true man screams, I'm a man! But you're not manly at all.

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Miajane : I hate you Laxus!

Laxus : I hate you more, my devil queen.

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Sting : Yukino, I told you to call me Sting instead of Sting-sama!

Rebecca : Are you okay? What happened??

Weisz : *smiles* Just talking to Hermit.

Rebecca : Got it, now stop smiling and Watch your steps.

Rebecca : Are you okay? What happened??

Weisz : *smiles* Just talking to Hermit.

Rebecca : Got it, now stop smiling and Watch your steps.

The Ladies’ Man by Saya Moonshadow

Nobel by Alpaux

A Special Birthday Gift by pikinanouart 

Of Strauss Siblings and Thundergods by Kittyjkat21

And the author SmurfLuvsCookies is an avid Bixanna fanfiction writer, so I’m just gonna list all of her works and oneshots together. She’s a Godsend for this ship, I swear.

A Most Powerful Magic - A compilation of couple oneshots, chapter 9 and 15 being a Bixanna connected two-shot.

When It Counts 

Perfect Sense

Colors of Christmas

Blockage - Four-shot. M-Rated.

Lepidopterophobia

Dying in the Toxic Life

Clean Up Nice

As in the unholy sugar concoction that is Monster energy drink (flavor of choice), fun dip, juicy drop sour syrup, and sour candy and/or other assorted candies in a glass. He drinks it as often as Erza eats strawberry cake, but since he has the tendency to chug it no one really notices what it is.

And if he’s drinking with the guild, maybe he tosses a few shots of vodka or everclear in, since he’d have to drink a fuckton to get tipsy, let alone drunk due to his metabolism and the heat of his body helping to burn things out faster. He has a high natural metabolism, and being a dragon slayer, especially a fire dragon slayer, only heightens it more. (Dragon slayers need to eat at minimum 5 times what the average human eats, and fire users need twice that becaus ethey burn calories and fat at a much higher rate.) 

For that reason he (and the other slayers) could probably keep up with Cana or at least give her a challenge. It makes for a lot of fun gaming nights.

As for what I think the other slayers would drink…. 

-Laxus likes fruity beers, but apple ones are his favorite. 

-Gajeel likes whiskey. He’s not picky as long as it’s not cheap garbage.

-Rogue can and will chug a whole bottle of cotton candy vodka if you don’t stop him. Or any flavored vodka, actually. 

-Sting will drink fucking anything, but he also has the least tolerance of the slayers. He gets tipsy really fast, and then he starts chugging anything he’s handed. If it’s got Blue Curaçao in it expect it to be gone even faster.