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Naruto weapons are so funny because usually it’s just like. Kunai and swords and maybe some ninja wire. The most creative Kishi ever really gets with it are the puppets, and whatever random shit Tenten has on her. And THEN, Kisame pulls out his living chakra-eating-teeth-sword-monster, Hidan rolls up with his fucking three pronged scythe, Konan blows you up with 10000000 paper bombs, Pain straight-up just stabs you with metal poles, and Deidara starts vomiting explosive clay birds from his hand-mouths. So like what the hell was going on with the Akatsuki

"Deidara vomits explosive clay birds" I wish I thought about it like that sooner XD

it's obviously not ideal but what if we just aim for november at this point it's so so so far away I know, and yes I know it's perilously close to end of semester chaos for any students, but

one day neil is gonna get hurt and one of the foxes is gonna ask if he's okay and he's gonna practically spit through clenched teeth and a snarl "NO! It fucking hurts!" and all the foxes gathered round him are gonna freeze and short circuit as they collectively process with dawning horror just how much pain neil has to be in to admit it

i keep on forgetting that anderperry isn't canon like what do you mean they're not canonically in love the whole film