Lumi Valo

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

Say hello to my little hi

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point