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one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

can i rub myself on your biceps?

tumblr girls are such perverts, they will literally stalk your blog while fingering themselves

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

take me on a date and offer to walk me back to my car, then bend me over the hood and force yourself onto me. it’s late and dark so no one is around to see or hear. it’s just me and you and you’re gonna use me however you want until you cum and then you’re gonna walk away and leave me crying with your cum dripping out of me.

if someone seriously wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort to be in it. no reasons no excuses.

gonna be real. i love being into weird shit. i love masturbating every day. i love other people watching me have sex. i love fantasizing about things i would never want to happen in real life. i love being a pervert. i love kink.

being obsessed with your partner is so necessary for a healthy relationship. i can’t believe ya’ll made that corny. ego is insane.

ego kills romance

Ego kills love

It's always "match my freak? 👀" till I'm groping and fingering you in the back of a library, covering your mouth and whispering in your ear "be quiet, bitch. You don't even wanna know what I'll do to you if you make a fucking peep"