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i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

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amoyed

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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Hi, yes, I would like some bi characters in your gay fiction that aren’t dishonest and manipulative about their sexual exploits and don’t serve as foils to the innocent gay kid, please.

Don't you just hate those days were nothing went wrong, yet you're feeling depressed?

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kaliforhnia

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

wormdykes

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

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poky

that sentence was wild from start to finish

#princess-dirk

Dear people on Xbox live. Do not play a game where it is 7 v.s 1. Thank you. -Love yours truly-

#xbox #cod #callofduty #annoysme

Dear people complaining about the Keystone Testing Please, stop. We all have to take it, you're not the only one. So please, just shut the fuck up. Thank you -Love, Luke-

#keystones #shutup

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lameborghini

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

jeremymcbitchin

Jenna Jameson ripped her braces off with pliers when she was 17 so she could be a stripper. With a little ambition, everyone with braces can be a successful sex industry worker in the apocalypse.

Yes, this is possible

theseaisalesbian

No homo

totallyfubar

Maybe just a dash of homo

Oh no now it’s everywhere

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luke-the-prince

When someone calls me fat

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Everyone needs this face on their dash

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So i was walking down the street today, and this creepy man was like waiting for me at the top of my hill i live on. He looked at me, then asked if i wanted to pet his doggy... I looked at him and awkwardly said no, and i started walking the rest of the way home. The man followed me for a hole street, as his dog yapped wildly behind me. It was the most terrifying 10 minutes of my life

megumiarchive-deactivated202007

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

#princess-dirk

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