Soaring like Icarus

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

"i have free will" no you don't. My spore compels you.

calm down man

the only things that should be HARD in life are LIQUOR and COCK!!!!!!!!!