What am I for?

Happy independence day almost

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

It’s like if a foghorn came to life and had perfect pitch, it would be that guy. What a goddamn delight.

@anderz-zombieslayer

Now that is what we call a BASS

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares

aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right

oh yeah that sounds familiar! thanks!

No, you’re thinking of ASMR. Aasimir is a short sword with a curved blade that broadens toward the point.

No, you’re thinking of a scimitar. Aasimar is is luxury sports car famously driven by James Bond. 

No, you’re thinking of an Aston Martin. Aasimar is the author of the laws of robotics.

No, you’re thinking of Asimov. Aasimar is the scientific term for a monkey or ape. 

No, you’re thinking of the science fiction author. Aasimar is the health condition that affects the lungs and makes it hard to breathe.

No thats asthma, aasimar is the main characters girlfriend in that last airbender spinoff

No that’s Asumi, aasimar is the prison from the harry potter films

No, that’s Azkaban, aasimar is the city where dwarves come from in Dragon Age.

No, that's Orhzamarr, aasimar is where you make a guess based on pure circumstance.

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

Need.

wish wish wish

It’s worth a shot

i made a in-depthish greek godly parent quiz so reblog and tag with ur results