AY DIOS MIO

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

I was a camp counselor at one point and whenever I hear myself say “HEY guys!” I have to stop because there is a close to 100% chance I am not talking to a group of Brownie Scouts, and some people find it deeply entertaining but others, especially teens, are like “why are you condescending to me” and I swear I’m not, my brain just slipped into Time For A Craft mode for a minute.